Definitions by Stepmom43

vehicular ornithological homicide

hitting and killing a bird with a car (or other vehicle)

On my way to work this morning, I committed vehicular ornithological homicide. That bird I hit is now spattered all over the road and I have feathers in my grill.

vehicular ornithological homicide by Stepmom43 October 23, 2012

Twitterer 

noun. One who uses Twitter (the social network). One who "tweets."

She's so connected, she's on every social network. She just became a Twitterer recently, but is really going to town!

Twitterer by Stepmom43 March 19, 2009

Anyapolis 

noun. a catch-all word which include all cities or metro areas with names ending in ... apolis or ... opolis.

He couldn't remember whether he was traveling to Indianapolis or Minneapolis, so he just said he was going to Anyapolis!

Anyapolis by Stepmom43 March 16, 2009

Brackeholic 

noun. One who is addicted to or in the state of being enslaved to tournament brackets, bracketology, and/or calculating tournament odds, to such an extent that its cessation causes severe trauma.

Every year, during March Madness, my brackeholic tendencies resurface as I compulsively print, study, and predict winning teams in the NCAA men's basketball tournament brackets.

Brackeholic by Stepmom43 March 16, 2009

Hawkaholic

noun. One who is addicted to or compulsively in need of the University of Kansas (Jayhawks).

Since marrying a KU alum, I have become a Hawkaholic! Rock Chalk Jayhawk!

Hawkaholic by Stepmom43 March 16, 2009

Izzone 

noun. The student section (zone) of the arena crowd at a Michigan State University basketball game - under the reign of Coach Tom Izzo.

Woo hoo, I can't wait to go to the Spartans' basketball game tonight, I'm cheering from the Izzone!

Izzone by Stepmom43 March 16, 2009

distractionary  

adjective. taking attention away from; moving off course

I can't seem to focus today as I keep wandering off on these distractionary ventures.

distractionary by Stepmom43 March 14, 2009