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hookaholic 

Like being an alcoholic, but with hookah instead. What most Dominican women are.
Maria: "I gotta have my hookah at least once a day and post stories of myself smoking it on instagram!"
Normal person: "You must be a hookaholic."
hookaholic by neineinein329 June 8, 2019

poopaholic 

a pet who is hopelessly addicted to eating either his own, or other animal's poop
My dog is a poopaholic: everyday, he goes out in the yard and eats his old poop

hapaholic 

ha⋅pa⋅hol⋅ic  (haw-puh-haw-lik, -hol-ik) noun - A person obsessed with, addicted to, or highly attracted to people of mixed racial heritage: mainly part Asian/Pacific Islander and part Caucasian. See the definition of "hapa" for further clarification.
Stu: Shannyn Sossamon, Kristin Kreuk, and Stacy Kamano are SOOOO HOT!!!

Sally: I'd love to have Keanu Reeves' or Dean Cain's babies!

Stu: We're totally hapaholics.
hapaholic by UO_bali January 13, 2010

hookaholic 

A person who has become addicted to hookah. Usually someone who owns their own hookah and does it very frequently. A hookaholic is someone who keeps bringing the idea up to have a hookah session.
Dang that guy has done hookah 6 days out of 7 this week he has become a total hookaholic!
hookaholic by B33RPONG July 11, 2009

humpaholic 

To hump non-stop during sexual activities.
My girl was fucking my dick all night long even after I jizzed in her. She is a humpaholic.
humpaholic by Urban Ranger April 13, 2003

poopaholic 

If you poop a lot in 1 day you may be a poopaholic
poopaholic by Edie Rod January 2, 2008
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
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