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Hawkaholic

One who is addicted to or completely consumed with the University of Iowa/Iowa Hawkeyes
you could tell jim was a complete hawkaholic. He had tickets to every sporting event at the University of Iowa
Hawkaholic by Powerhawk January 1, 2011

hahaholic 

Someone who either says haha after everything, or says haha way too much. Usually the haha-ing happens online.
hey whats up? haha
whats so funny?
nothing haha
ok...
yup haha
are you like a hahaholic or something?
idk haha
hahaholic by the paper bag artist January 1, 2010

hookaholic 

Like being an alcoholic, but with hookah instead. What most Dominican women are.
Maria: "I gotta have my hookah at least once a day and post stories of myself smoking it on instagram!"
Normal person: "You must be a hookaholic."
hookaholic by neineinein329 June 8, 2019

Haloaholic

Noun: One that is consumed by Halo in all aspects, does what needs to be done to continue the addiction. A person that stays up late, downs energy drinks to stay awake at work, eats and drinks within range of the TV and working range of controller; Uses the bathroom in record time because the game is about to start. Collects all things Halo, has web pages marked for future reference of halo facts or walk threws for the game.
You are a "Haloaholic" if you only leaving the house going straight to (below listed) and then straight home to get on the Xbox and play as much and as long as possible.

To work, school, see the family, get food, meet at anothers house for Halo

hapaholic 

ha⋅pa⋅hol⋅ic  (haw-puh-haw-lik, -hol-ik) noun - A person obsessed with, addicted to, or highly attracted to people of mixed racial heritage: mainly part Asian/Pacific Islander and part Caucasian. See the definition of "hapa" for further clarification.
Stu: Shannyn Sossamon, Kristin Kreuk, and Stacy Kamano are SOOOO HOT!!!

Sally: I'd love to have Keanu Reeves' or Dean Cain's babies!

Stu: We're totally hapaholics.
hapaholic by UO_bali January 13, 2010

hookaholic 

A person who has become addicted to hookah. Usually someone who owns their own hookah and does it very frequently. A hookaholic is someone who keeps bringing the idea up to have a hookah session.
Dang that guy has done hookah 6 days out of 7 this week he has become a total hookaholic!
hookaholic by B33RPONG July 11, 2009
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