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a very very cool dream smp stan that makes alot of amazing edits on tiktok
"hey! have you seen hokets' new video??"
"no, I haven't yet!"
"go check it now:))!"
"will do!"
hokets by checkerszs October 2, 2021
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The act of being hit in the face and/or "Cold clocked" by a random person, while walking down the street, for no apparant reason other then their own personal amusment.
DANG!!! What happend to Corey, he looks like he went through a meat grinder!! Oh yeah man he got Hokensed by some drunk dude last night.
Hokens by navypr June 24, 2010
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A person or individual that likes to slap butts of pedo clowns or creatures known as Hi-Sokka’s.
Can also fairly be heard say words such as “Dew it”.
The Hyoketsu was spying on a overrated character.
Hyoketsu by Jadey Moo October 31, 2020

Hokesoke 

Hokesoke
/hōksōk/
Verb Formal• North American
(By accident) Eating of another human being causing guilt and shame.
“I just hokesoked and I feel terrible, I didn’t mean to eat my buddy Eric.”
Hokesoke by Lvna1337 August 3, 2023

Hokester 

Trait noun: A XC/cyclocross bike racer who spends most of his /her time training at Valmont bike park to become a wanna-be dirt jumper.
Mitch Hoke and Brady Kappius are such hokesters, I can't believe they can still ride a bike up a hill.

Professional bike team Clif Bar are nothing but a bunch of hokesters!
Hokester by Bikehacker June 16, 2012
I'm not sure what I'm arguing anymore honetsly
honetsly by honetslyneko November 18, 2017
A joke that it's intent is to make one laugh so great that it becomes a horrible joke. In other words,that akward long silence joke.
-John: I have alot of patience,but im not a doctor!

-Tom: Wow what a hokes.
Hokes by CanadianCredit April 9, 2011
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026
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