Someone who partakes in the action of fucking a Hot Pocket (abbreviated to 'Hocket' for ease of speech). There are several tiers to Hocket fuckers, ranging from one-time experimenters to individuals who regularly Hocket fuck, climax into, and consume their abused Hot Pockets.

Tony accidentally posted a video of himself fucking a Hot Pocket and went viral across the world. Now everyone knows that Tony is a Hocket fucker. Whoops.

Hocket fucker by WHC_Omega February 1, 2016

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pot hocket

A pot hocket is when you forcefully insert your dog into your blender and then set your blender on fire, while chanting "POT HOCKET" loudly. Also a form of soup.

Man, did you hear? Jimmy pot hocketed his dog.
Belinda set about preparing her kitchen for pot hocket.

pot hocket by Nuebuekuemue September 13, 2017

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Buke Hockey

Buke Hockey, pronounced Bukkake, is a Team-Building strategy that focuses on increasing Organizational Management and Leadership. Similar to Six Sigma, Buke Hockey is rapidly expanding into Corporate practice around the world and is being introduced at the University level for Business students.

Buke Hockey Principle I: "There is no "I" in team, but there will be team in eye"

Buke Hockey Principle II: "Less me, more we"

Buke Hockey Principle III: "Individually we are one drop, together we are an ocean"

Buke Hockey by Blackhawk Down June 14, 2013

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Hockey Mask Time

When a man finally reaches his breaking point, snaps and kills the female (BabyMama/Girlfriend/Ex-Wife/Wife) he was or is in a relationship with. This is usually the result of Divorce/Family Court issues in which the man has been backed into a corner and has nothing left to lose.

Man 1. Did your hear about Jim's wife filing for divorce and full custody?
Man 2. Yeah, I heard he killed her because of it!
Man 1. She said she was taking EVERYTHING and he figured oh well it's HOCKEY MASK TIME!
Man 2. I guess he decided HMT was his last resort.

Hockey Mask Time by R.P.M June 15, 2019

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