Hokester

Trait noun: A XC/cyclocross bike racer who spends most of his /her time training at Valmont bike park to become a wanna-be dirt jumper.

Mitch Hoke and Brady Kappius are such hokesters, I can't believe they can still ride a bike up a hill.

Professional bike team Clif Bar are nothing but a bunch of hokesters!

by Bikehacker June 16, 2012

Hoester Strudel

A particularly slutty girl, who may have sweet side. The strawberry filling symbolizes all that is slutty, while the icing symbolizes all that is sweet.

This can be used as a term of endearment between two close friends, or as an insult/derogatory term.

1. heyyyy my lovely hoester strudel, wanna get ready for the party together? lolololol xoxo

2. Oh my god. Did you see the amount of cleavage that bitch was showing today? She is such a Hoester Strudel.

by maddielucy December 31, 2010

Hoester

Can refer to a slutty/non-slutty friend, who often leaves others/friends in the lurch.

1. Omg. This is the third time that he has left us hanging! Such a hoester.

2. At school, they call him -name eg Darren Hoester, he could never be relied upon to come to parties!

by cplnah August 23, 2011

hikester

Hipster who also goes hiking.

I could tell she was a real hikester because when we all stopped for a break at the top of the ridge, she drank kombucha from an old jam jar and munched on brown rice sushi.

by Hikesterism October 15, 2017

homester

someone who evokes both the qualities of a homie and a gangster. one's friend.
a) a friend who is gangstafabulous
b) a gangsta that is your friend

also: homesta

Not only is she a gangsta, but she's my homie; which makes her my homester.

by myshell March 30, 2006

Hakester

One who is a hippie type of hipster that has others grow marijuana for him/her.

Person 1: hey, did you see that guy?
Person 2: yeah he was getting high, what a hakester.

by scenequ33n June 29, 2009

Homester

A person who could either be a sexy hipster or a homeless person. This confusion is often caused by the tendency of hipsters to wear dirty looking, baggy, grey clothes that make them look homeless. Often, from far away, the difference between a homester and a real homeless person is imperceptible.

me: wow...look at that hot homester down the block
ema: where did he get that sexy baggy grey sweater?

(supposed homester approaches)
me: uh oh...just another homeless person

by Freakinsqueeztarts September 1, 2009