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spying on the starfish
after you take a poo and are ready to wipe, your finger penetrates the toilet paper and scrapes the grime off your poopy ass hole.
note: spying on the starfish happens easily if using single ply toilet paper
note: spying on the starfish happens easily if using single ply toilet paper
after a night of hard drinking your bud comes in the room after taking a shit and says," woah, im so hungover i just caught myself spying on the starfish."
spying on the starfish by montford11 May 31, 2006
Is my FBI agent spying me ?
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" Is my FBI agent spying me ? "
bro u serious ? Hell yeah I'm spying you. Thought we were pal, all the memes you liked 'bout me!
bro ur so fake dude 😐😔👊
When we gotta watch these cartoon chicks with big chest btw ? I'm bored asf.
" Is my FBI agent spying me ? "
bro u serious ? Hell yeah I'm spying you. Thought we were pal, all the memes you liked 'bout me!
bro ur so fake dude 😐😔👊
When we gotta watch these cartoon chicks with big chest btw ? I'm bored asf.
Is my FBI agent spying me ? by xFBIagent69x July 2, 2020
Myspace Spying
To figure out information on another person, be it a friend or a relative, by investigating their Myspace profile. Also applicable for Facebook.
I wasn't sure if Chelsea was single or not, so after a bit of Myspace spying I discovered that she was in fact single.
Myspace Spying by Patchmo July 17, 2009
pig spying
Hiding in a large piece of antique furniture so you can jerk off to the noises your mother makes when she's fucking the family dog
pig spying by The Gorgon June 6, 2015
STOP SPYING ON ME!!!
i was TOTALLY creeped out. i thought that my dad was spying on me, so i scream out loud to the emty air; STOP SPYING ON ME!!!
STOP SPYING ON ME!!! by claire123456789 October 6, 2008
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.