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The act of being hit in the face and/or "Cold clocked" by a random person, while walking down the street, for no apparant reason other then their own personal amusment.
DANG!!! What happend to Corey, he looks like he went through a meat grinder!! Oh yeah man he got Hokensed by some drunk dude last night.
Hokens by navypr June 24, 2010
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Hodensac 

The German word for scrotum. Referring to a German's genitals. A German's word for balls, nuts, acorns, cajones, juevos, whatever.
Grunhelda: O' look at Fritz, he looks like he has a big hodensac.

Helga: O' ya ya he has big hodensac, very big yes?
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Hoens Afe 

The text you send to your friends when you arrive home after a long night of excess alcohol consumption. Usually after puking in the garden.
Hoens afe. gpnna gfo pass out nos.

alt: I got another "hoens afe" message from Jes last night.
Hoens Afe by Ebilest April 18, 2010

Hosenscheisser

Someone who shits in his pants; a coward. (German)
"Er war so ein Hosenscheisser, dass er das huebsche Maedchen nicht anreden konnte." (He was such a pants-shitter that he couldn't talk to the cute girl."
Hosenscheisser by Nicholas December 21, 2002

Hosenschlange 

German translation for trouser snake.
Bitte lutschen Sie an meine Hosenschlange.
(Please suck on my trouser snake.)
Hosenschlange by Dick Large January 30, 2012

Hohensee 

Anytime you correct someone on a minor detail.

Anytime you are running and jump over something.
Not to Hohensee you.........but.......a mile is actually 1609 meters, not 1600.

I was about to go over a fallen tree limb......I yelled "Hohensee" as I was going over the fallen limb.
Hohensee by abba cadabra alakazam September 24, 2010

Hokanson 

ahh!! im a hokanson
Hokanson by wstyuj January 7, 2009
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
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