hoisper

The act of holding your guitar pick between your lips in an effort to free up your hand.

Hoisper your pick so you don't drop it on the floor.

by Jemma Dog April 11, 2016

hoiskerditch

Leaving a music concert (by someone who is generally good) shortly after arriving, because the sound is absolutely terrible (at a particular venue).

The Real Burnouts are great live, but when we saw them at the Uptown Theatre, the sound was so shitty we had to hoiskerditch after two minutes.

by jeanpaulfart December 17, 2015

Heemy Hoisier

To be below quality, stupid, and/or delinquent. Most often describing ones mistake, or to mischievous activities. Can be used as a noun, verb, or adjective.

He heemy hoisierly put pornography as a background on the phone display.
His friends mocked at him for being a heemy hoisier as he got an easy answer wrong on the test.

by Green Mio Energy October 25, 2017

hoister

Short for hooter hoister or a bra.

1) Damn, check out the hooter hoister on that one!

2) Ready yet honey?
Hang on, I'm just putting on my hoister.

by Don Garb July 31, 2005

hoespert

When one is an expert at hoeing around.

man 1: "Hey that girl Abby is cute"
man 2: "Yeah, but she's a hoespert"

by papimememaster August 6, 2017

Hoesperation

When a girl or guy is desperate for attention they act like a hoe out of desperation

It’s so sad how everyone got fucked except for me... T^T VIRGIN LIFE- signs of
Hoesperation

by Rakka horie July 10, 2018

Hoister

King of fire and most baller person ever

Man you see hoister today??

He burned that bitch and then made it rain!

by StonerGang420gang May 29, 2018