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When one is an expert at hoeing around.

man 1: "Hey that girl Abby is cute"
man 2: "Yeah, but she's a hoespert"

hoespert by papimememaster August 6, 2017

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Hoespeter

A “Hoespeter” is a person who was formerly a man hoe but now he has evolved and is not a man hoe any more.

Last year, that Hoespeter dated 18 girls, but now he meditates at 7 pm every day.

Hoespeter by urban definition writer May 20, 2019

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Hoesperation

When a girl or guy is desperate for attention they act like a hoe out of desperation

It’s so sad how everyone got fucked except for me... T^T VIRGIN LIFE- signs of
Hoesperation

Hoesperation by Rakka horie July 10, 2018

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fauxstalgia

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.

Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia

fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010

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pajama casual

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.

We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.

pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020

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funflation

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.

I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.

funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023

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swamp dog

A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.

Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.

swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006

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Throat Sweats

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.

Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.

Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024

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aired

Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.

Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!

aired by Pietro February 9, 2005

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