hosper

A whisper from a hoe.

A BAMFukin' sn.

"hmm, was that a hosper from vanbek?"

"vnessax3 wishes she had a hosper like mine."

by jiggabeat December 19, 2008

HOSPER

A Ho's whisper.

I hear a HOSPER.

by vanbek December 19, 2008

Hospedales

Mixed race of people that control two islands in the Caribbean,

Chinese, African, Indian and mainly of Spanish descent (Now British influence)

Known creative people from every part of the world

Going through immigration control in TT..

Who are you staying with on this visit Sir?

The Hospedales Family!

Oh! Can I order you a car Sir?

by WBCT September 29, 2010

Secret Hopper

Undercover guests at a brewery who provide honest, first hand feedback about their experience at an establishment.

Andrew was a Secret Hopper at Perennial Artisan Ales and enjoyed a delicious flight and a pint while gathering research.

by secrethopper June 26, 2017

Machine Hopper

One who machine hops, or people at the gym that are really fucking annoying. And all they do is switch to random machines and do 1-3 reps and 1 set. It also sucks working out with them because they keep on bothering you to switch machines to the point where you want to shoot yourself, and they also wonder off when you tell them to spot you. These people are usually weak.

Me: Hey buddy, spot me.
Machine Hopper: Alright.
*wonders off to a different machine
*Bar falls on me and I can't lift it up
Me: Where the fuck are you doing, I told you to spot me!
Machine Hopper: I'm sorry!
*Lifts bar up
Me: Well sorry isn't enough.
*Beats the shit out the machine hopper
*Machine hopper cries and falls off a building

by Petroleum Jelly October 2, 2011

Hoppertitus

A contagious malady that spreads between Linux users, causing them to continually hop from one distro to another in search of operating system perfection or purely for geek gratification.

Dude, you have a serious case of distro hoppertitus.

by PeppermintOS October 19, 2017

homie hopper

A girl or guy that hops (hooks up/has sex with) from one person to another, where the people they choose to hook-up with are within the same group of friends (homies).

You can see who's a homie hopper on homiehoppers (dot) com

by HomieHoppersCom June 18, 2013