An asshole that likes to look at Playgirl, just like his daddy did when he was conceived, with some help from the chemistry set.
by someone February 21, 2005
Hoffies are another name for a great pair of boobs. Aptly named after the Hoff himself as he loves the big rack.
by Sean de Leer July 23, 2013
I am a leet coder, I can code C, php, html, asp, perl, python. I also have a 15 inch cock, that all the girls love to ride. I wear glasses, which make me geeky. I am an irc god, everyone worrships me. I love to get head from pankey and likewhoa. I love girls. I don't love guys. Anal sex is good to give, not to recive.
by HoFFY February 05, 2005
a perverted state of sexual harasment. also know as the 100, but instead of a marching band you do a slutty girl and a freshman boy's basketball team. when a guy likes a girl and wants it hard and raw with no rain coat. then you bust a nut in her pussy area. also this is when a man sticks his man hood in a woman's ear lobe. This move is not requested for amatures, it could result in major injury or worse. For example, swelling of the nuts, sore nipples, and smelly fingers.
Chief, i did the hoffy on that slut last night and i got her pregnent!
Guy, i am gunna hoffy that chick tonight!!
Guy, i am gunna hoffy that chick tonight!!
by Jimmy and Chris February 25, 2008
To Hoffies, when an individual strikes out with girls. Or struggles to seal the deal.
Forcing one to re-return to a previously dipped chick
Forcing one to re-return to a previously dipped chick
Bruce pulled a Hoffies with Shelly..
Didn't anyone see Paul pull a Hoffies at OX braai with Shiv, classic Hoffies
Didn't anyone see Paul pull a Hoffies at OX braai with Shiv, classic Hoffies
by xfit blokes April 29, 2014
Johnny said he’d be here soon, but it’s an hour later and there’s no sight of him? Ah, that’s right cause he’s on Hoffy time
by Hoffy Time June 19, 2021
Mate loses his license just a day after he had it suspended for 12months, thats hoffys luck for sure!
by Fredangle August 09, 2015