Hoffycock

A ginormous male dong.

While I was in the mens restroom meat gazing, the guy next to me had a Hoffycock.

by notaname69 April 26, 2017

Hoffycock

Looks like a penis but smaller.

While I was in the mens restroom meat gazing, the guy next to me had a Hoffycock.

by The Hoffycock December 23, 2024

hoffblock

similar to a cockblock, but performed by a hairy friend completely unaware of what he is doing

man, eli just hoffblocked me when he started doing lunges infront of that girl and told her she had a fat sister

by hoffblocked April 29, 2011

hoppycock

Bullshit, preposterous, unheard of...used commonly in the Old english language. refer to bullshit or preposterous

person 1: 'ello ol' chap, howd you do on that test, i got an A.
person 2: thats a bunch of hoppycock

by No-Yes January 26, 2005

honeycock

When pussyjuice is left over on the cock then creating a sweet tasty penis.

Wow rachel really knows how to give good honeycock. Better than honey nut cheerios.

by veryearlymegan January 2, 2009