Hoffycock

A ginormous male dong.

While I was in the mens restroom meat gazing, the guy next to me had a Hoffycock.

Hoffycock by notaname69 April 26, 2017

Hoffycock

Looks like a penis but smaller.

While I was in the mens restroom meat gazing, the guy next to me had a Hoffycock.

Hoffycock by The Hoffycock December 23, 2024

hoffblock 

similar to a cockblock, but performed by a hairy friend completely unaware of what he is doing

man, eli just hoffblocked me when he started doing lunges infront of that girl and told her she had a fat sister

hoffblock by hoffblocked April 29, 2011

hoppycock

Bullshit, preposterous, unheard of...used commonly in the Old english language. refer to bullshit or preposterous

person 1: 'ello ol' chap, howd you do on that test, i got an A.
person 2: thats a bunch of hoppycock

hoppycock by No-Yes January 26, 2005

honeycock 

When pussyjuice is left over on the cock then creating a sweet tasty penis.

Wow rachel really knows how to give good honeycock. Better than honey nut cheerios.

honeycock by veryearlymegan January 2, 2009

Hollycocking

When any villain or hero in a Hollywood movie repeatedly and/or unnecessarily cocks their gun for dramatic effect.

Ah, yes, nothing else says elite tactical training like a little dramatic hollycocking, because obviously that fully loaded gun needed one more unnecessary click to save the day.

Hollycocking by Brenna Kecub April 4, 2026

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005