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While I was in the mens restroom meat gazing, the guy next to me had a Hoffycock.
Hoffycock by notaname69 April 26, 2017
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While I was in the mens restroom meat gazing, the guy next to me had a Hoffycock.
Hoffycock by The Hoffycock December 23, 2024
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hoffblock 

similar to a cockblock, but performed by a hairy friend completely unaware of what he is doing
man, eli just hoffblocked me when he started doing lunges infront of that girl and told her she had a fat sister
hoffblock by hoffblocked April 29, 2011
Bullshit, preposterous, unheard of...used commonly in the Old english language. refer to bullshit or preposterous
person 1: 'ello ol' chap, howd you do on that test, i got an A.
person 2: thats a bunch of hoppycock
hoppycock by No-Yes January 26, 2005

honeycock 

When pussyjuice is left over on the cock then creating a sweet tasty penis.
Wow rachel really knows how to give good honeycock. Better than honey nut cheerios.
honeycock by veryearlymegan January 2, 2009

Hollycocking

When any villain or hero in a Hollywood movie repeatedly and/or unnecessarily cocks their gun for dramatic effect.
Ah, yes, nothing else says elite tactical training like a little dramatic hollycocking, because obviously that fully loaded gun needed one more unnecessary click to save the day.
Hollycocking by Brenna Kecub April 4, 2026
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1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
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