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Person; A prostitute who arrives at your given location.
Woke up with a wood! I need a hodago to get her hoeass over here and fix it!
Hodago by Leigh5280 July 19, 2016
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HOMATER:- Is a bisexual teacher who enjoys caning young boys on their naiked bottoms, and, watch them in their communal shower after sport day - he just "janners" for it.
You'd better get that homework done, or, the geography teacher will get you into his room on the 9th floor and cane your naiked bottom at 1630 hrs when the boarders are having tea - he is a HOMATER!
HOMATER by 1STFABARM April 23, 2019
did you see what happened to him in history?

no. what?

the new girl fucking hoatsed him.
hoatsed by skankdesnutz14 October 13, 2016
The release of an uncomfortable “neigh” from a horse after consuming an unreasonable portion of oats.
Neigh.”
Well I’ll be darned, that was a real hoatnep right there.”
Hoatnep by Cowboy_ January 4, 2022
Hand On DA Cock : When you are in such a state of sexual despair that there is no other option to pick up a guy at a bar than to slowly move your hand towards his genital parts. It usually happens under a table while seating but has been seen happening in a more straightforward way, standing at the bar.
N.: "Remember that night at the Duke? I saw you leaving with some girl, what happened?"
J.:"Well... I was going for Plan A, but Plan B showed her true colors. What else are you supposed to do when a girl HODACs you?"
HODAC by CrazyBenji May 11, 2016
An hodaya is a pretty girl. She has AMAZING eyebrows btw. She is really crazy but only if she is around people who she is VERY close to. Most of the time she looks like a super innocent sweet girl. She will act very insecure which is actually true about her. An Hodaya is generally nice and friendly to everyone even the people she dislikes ( doesn’t hate anyone just dislikes them) You should look out though. An Hodaya might look super cute and innocent but deep down she is vicious. Her true nature will come out around her close friends. Everyone else just thinks she is an angle. An Hodaya probably went through a lot in her life but most people won’t know that. Each person in her life probably doesn’t know as much about her as they think. She is very good at hiding it too but sometimes it all comes bursting out. You should be sweet to an Hodaya because the people who are true with her and genuinely nice will be reworded A LOT. She is very generous. So to sum it up she is generally an amazing person who when needed can take care of herself so don’t let her looks and actions deceive you ( she is really good at that)
Did you see that amazing girl over there?

Yea. Why?

Well that’s Hodaya, I love her!
Hodaya by I hate life :(:(:( May 19, 2018