Dry Cereal with a Fork

The best way to eat cereal, I will not accept constructive criticism.

“Hey how do you eat cereal?”
“Dry and with a fork.”
“Ayyyy, dry cereal with a fork!”

by Cowboy_ May 28, 2021

oompie

a word with no tangible meaning, which works in any way its used.

“im feeling a little oompie today”
“i think ill get a new oompie”
“hes just an oompie guy”

by Cowboy_ January 22, 2023

Hoatnep

The release of an uncomfortable “neigh” from a horse after consuming an unreasonable portion of oats.

“Neigh.”
“Well I’ll be darned, that was a real hoatnep right there.”

by Cowboy_ January 04, 2022

Eliot

Very cool cowboy heck yeah

“Wow look at them go, Eliot’s a cool cowboy”

by Cowboy_ April 30, 2021

Unmotivated Boop

The action of lightly poking somebody else’s nose, whilst muttering a monotone (generally low) “boop.”

“Boop.”
“That was a very Unmotivated Boop.”
“Sorry.”

by Cowboy_ August 23, 2021

Youchother

The much needed variation of “each other”.

“I’m so glad that we finally got to meet youchother!”
“Are you five.”

by Cowboy_ January 01, 2022

Cowboy

Eliot

“Cowboy”
“C o w b o y”

by Cowboy_ April 30, 2021