Cowboy_'s definitions

Cowboy

Eliot

“Cowboy”
“C o w b o y”

by Cowboy_ April 30, 2021

Dry Cereal with a Fork

The best way to eat cereal, I will not accept constructive criticism.

“Hey how do you eat cereal?”
“Dry and with a fork.”
“Ayyyy, dry cereal with a fork!”

by Cowboy_ May 28, 2021

American EAS Alarm

One of the drabbest EAS alarms out there, thoroughly needs changing.

“Have you heard the American EAS Alarm?”
“Yeah it sucks, thoroughly needs changing.”

by Cowboy_ July 23, 2021

The Swiss Cheese Plan

A long winded way of saying “We don’t have a real plan.”

“Have you heard of the Swiss Cheese Plan?”
“Yeah it sucks, one of the drabbest plans out there, thoroughly needs changing.”

by Cowboy_ August 19, 2021

Eliot

Very cool cowboy heck yeah

“Wow look at them go, Eliot’s a cool cowboy”

by Cowboy_ April 30, 2021

masktching

when the masks match!

“nice mask dude!! we’re totally masktching!!!”
“AWH.”

by Cowboy_ November 8, 2022

Hoatnep

The release of an uncomfortable “neigh” from a horse after consuming an unreasonable portion of oats.

“Neigh.”
“Well I’ll be darned, that was a real hoatnep right there.”

by Cowboy_ January 4, 2022