hodad

A non-surfer.

While riding the best wave of the day, I noticed a hodad on the beach chatting up the bikini I had my eye on.

by Joe August 25, 2003

hodad

A '50s-style greaser; a car culture person.

Let's go watch the hodads drag race.

by M. Brannon July 24, 2003

hodad

(circa 1950's) A poser (faker) surfer.

One who drives to the beach with a board on the car, sticks his board in the sand and tans and picks up Betties (See Betty).

by Frito October 7, 2003

hodad

A non-surfer or poser who pretends to surf, but is complete incapable of doing so.

Look at that hodad with at board there. He's going to hurt himself.

by anonymous April 5, 2004

hodad

A hoedad is a tool used to plant trees, and was adopted as the name of a collective group of tree planters based in Eugene, Oregon and who became influential in the West Coast counterculture.

I used to be a memeber of the hoedads, then I toured with a rock band, until I got my PhD in anthropology and two kids and a mortgage.

by Doug February 22, 2004

hodad

Generic term for a wannabe. At one time, it had something to do with surfers, but no more.

The world loves (hodad)s, do that brand new thing!

by danq58 January 16, 2008

hodad

A hodad is when your father has a sex change and becomes a prostitute.

Hey, look! Isn't that Jimmy's hodad over on the corner?

by sprude July 17, 2006