Hopatcong 

Also known at Ho-Town, Hopatizzle, or "Where I Get My Drugs".

Lets go to Ho-Town and pick up my weed!

Hopatcong by H-Bomb August 29, 2003

Hopatcong 

Small unknown town in Sussex county New Jersey where Quick Check is the best place to hang out and where you can loose a peice of you car.
Also where i live.
P.s
We dont have mullets!!

Dude I was hanging out a Quick Check in Hopatcong when somone stole a peice of my car!!

Hopatcong by X Kellysaurus X August 15, 2006

Hopatcong 

The name of the largest natural lake in New Jersey, located in Sussex County, the northwest portion of the state. This area was once inhabited by the Mohawk indians and the name actually mean "honey waters of many coves". This means nothing until you realize the lake is only approx 3 miles by 1 mile in dimension but has 103 miles of shoreline. The lake sports two islands, Raccoon and Halsey, and the area has some spots only accessible by boat. Hopatcong is a town and Lake Hopatcong is comprised of 3 towns, Landing, Mt. Arlington, and Jefferson. Northwood is part of Hopatcong.

I'm going to Hopatcong means you will be someplace on the West Shore. Going to the lake means you're going to the beach. Going to Lake Hopatcong really means you'll be in either Mt. Arlington or Jefferson.

Hopatcong by Revdster February 7, 2010

Hopatcong 

Noun.
Crappy town in Sussex County New Jersey. Consists of woods, many hills, and bumpy roads.

I live in Hopatcong where the roads are in the worst condition.

Hopatcong by Internet August 27, 2003

Hopatcong 

Small unknown town in Sussex county New Jersey where Quick Check is the best place to hang out and where you can loose a peice of you car.
Also where i live.
P.s
We dont have mullets!!

Dude I was hanging out a Quick Check in Hopatcong when somone stole a peice of my car!!

Hopatcong by X X August 15, 2006

Hopatcong 

the coolest town in the state of new jersey where the most wiggers are and where i the hottest most wonderful girl in the entire world lives

hopatong doesn't have as many hoes as you think

Hopatcong by rainbow star February 9, 2005

Hopatcong 

A town where awesome people breed, where christmaka spirit flows like waterfalls, and two cool bitches are jumping in the lake....also called ho-town

My sweet little bitches are from ho-town!

Hopatcong by awesomeness October 14, 2004