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Hand On DA Cock : When you are in such a state of sexual despair that there is no other option to pick up a guy at a bar than to slowly move your hand towards his genital parts. It usually happens under a table while seating but has been seen happening in a more straightforward way, standing at the bar.
N.: "Remember that night at the Duke? I saw you leaving with some girl, what happened?"
J.:"Well... I was going for Plan A, but Plan B showed her true colors. What else are you supposed to do when a girl HODACs you?"
HODAC by CrazyBenji May 11, 2016
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Horace Mann

Son of a bitch that invented school

Fuck you, school sucks
"Hey you know who invented school?"
"Uhh no"
"It was a retard named Horace Mann"
"Don't know who he is but fuck him"
Horace Mann by GoodBoyWalter June 8, 2020
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Horace Mann

If I have a time machine, I would travel back to the past and shit on Horace Mann's hair.
Shit, just fuck him, fuck fuck fuck Horace Mann
Horace Mann by despertk December 10, 2021

Horace Mann

The asshole who invented school
fuck him and his relatives
Smart Kid: I like Horace Mann because he invented school.
Everyone: Fuck you, no wonder no one likes you.
Horace Mann by urbanballs February 24, 2021

hadacall 

The word Hadacall is a comic generic term meaning too lazy to come up with a better name. When asked what the song "Hadacall Blues" was named for, Jerry Lee Lewis sang "we hadacall it something!"
People "ask what the Hadacall Blues are named for; l just say, well we hadacall the song something!"
hadacall by I, Wreckerrr October 14, 2016
Person; A prostitute who arrives at your given location.
Woke up with a wood! I need a hodago to get her hoeass over here and fix it!
Hodago by Leigh5280 July 19, 2016

Horace Mann

The dum man who made school just to torture kids. So parents could leave there kids and have fun.
School and Horace Mann is gay.
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Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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