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Hobnobbing 

A sexual practice where by a male makes a hole in a buscuit (usually a hobnob) inserts his penis through the hole and proceeds to have sex with a partner, causing the buscuit to crumble; both partners then eat the crumbs of biscuit off the others genitals.
Darling I'm feeling hungry and horny fancy a spot of hobnobbing?
Hobnobbing by Fuck you that's who September 4, 2016

Extreme Hobnobbing 

Seductively eating a McVitie's Hobnob™ biscuit in slow motion whilst intently making deliberate and consistent eye contact in an unlikely situation.
We were having an intimate moment when Joe pulled out a hobnob and started slowly eating it. I didn't know what to think!

Was banging away last night and decided to do a bit of extreme hobnobbing

I knew my boss was going to fire me, so i had a hobnob prepared!
Extreme Hobnobbing by Drizlepops December 5, 2018

hobknobbing 

Socialising with a large group of people, who generally are above your station.
My fiancee is over there, hobknobbing with the local dignitaries.
hobknobbing by McNugget09 July 31, 2009

hobnobling 

the act of smoking meth out of a babies skull
Ive been hobnobling and I am straight fucked up!
hobnobling by TherealFuckmook December 16, 2008

hobnoblin 

Someone who is extremely competent at networking in a casual or professional setting.
Yeah, she's a real hobnoblin.
hobnoblin by Oxford Commanist December 12, 2010

Hobknobbing 

When an England national team looks set for victory and still manages to lose.
England look in a very comfortable position here, should be an easy win (an indefinite period of time in the future) Wow, yet again England have managed to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory - hobknobbing at its finest
Hobknobbing by RiceySpicey April 6, 2011
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