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cobnobbler 

One who freely administers oral sex. A cobnobbler will practice this act with no restraint. Also known as a chickenhead.
Damn, Shannon is a cobnobbler.

gobnozzler 

adj. another word for slut, whore or bitch
OMG! Gina is such a gobnozzler! She slept with three guys last night!
gobnozzler by tht1crazybittch September 8, 2015

Gobknobbler 

One that gobbles nobbs, or hoards them to ones self. Not to be confussed with knobgobbler.
She's such a skeeze, what a gobknobbler
Gobknobbler by CarmaBites April 18, 2010

hobnobbler 

One who partakes in jackassery.

One who nobbles hobs.
I broke up with him because he was a total hobnobbler.
hobnobbler by Whtyugyyyu January 24, 2016

gob nobbler 

A person who loves sucking cock.
Somehow related to Nobblers Gob high on the slopes of Mt Rainier????
Everyone in the club knew Geoffrey was a serial Gob Nobbler.
gob nobbler by El_Borbah December 31, 2020

GobHobbler

Literally a word I made to say randomly so people will leave me alone
“So did you hear abo-“

“GobHobbler”
*violent sprinting*
“It works... I will now return my sex dungeon with the neighbors kid and Allen. Allen doesn’t get shot”
It literally means to make other reject you from conversations and other activities.
Ask all father carp.
GobHobbler by AllFatherCarp March 31, 2021
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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