26 definitions by Insufficient Postage

Your area. Your region or neighborhood.
Al Roker: That's the forecast. Stay tuned for local weather info in your neck of the woods.

What time is it in your neck of the woods?
by Insufficient Postage April 30, 2006
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. How I feel when it rains or when my cello breaks and I feel like part of my soul is missing.

.. Gloomy
Raindrops make me dreary, but that doesn't mean my eyes get teary.
by Insufficient Postage October 23, 2005
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(n.) The end-all solution to all your problems.

(v.) To solve a problem, to patch up.
Got an asshole who won't shut his mouth? Tape his mouth shut with some duct tape!
Got embarassing back hair? Use the adhesive power of duct tape to rip out the unsightly growths and hair follicles!
Got an annoying roommate who sexiles you? Tie his arms and legs up with duct tape then duct tape his dick to the wall for everyone to see!
Wanna sit on a sofa on top of your car and steer using a broom through the moonroof? Duct tape it to the car!
Got mold on your cheese? Use duct tape to remove it!
Sofa got torn up? Use duct tape to mend it!

I duct taped my life. Everything is all better now. I've mended my ways!
by Insufficient Postage May 05, 2006
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An idea which shows a lot of imagination but which is not practical or useful in real situations.

An unrealistic idea or fantastic notion, a pipe dream.
i had a flight of fancy of becoming a kickboxing star/ martial arts champion of the world and without thinking, decided to join kickboxing club. i got my face broken in ten places and three broken ribs the second week of practice.
by Insufficient Postage February 01, 2006
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You perceive a typo in the text you just typed, and correct it, but then it turns out the original text was correct, and your error was in the rereading. You've just made a rereado.
Rereados are nothing to be concerned about:

It dsoen't rlaley mtater.

Sboodemy snet me an eiaml rentcely rdineming me taht it's olny the ltreets on ehetir end taht metatr. The oens in the mdlide you can put in whvaeter oredr you wnat.
by Insufficient Postage April 25, 2006
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A giant, voracious, veggie-ravaging rabbit that only appears during the full moon. Has giant teeth the size of axe blades. From Wallace and Gromit: The Curse of the Were-Rabbit.
Reverend Clement Hedges: This was no man. Does a man have teeth the size of axe blades? Or ears like terrible tombstones? By tampering with nature, forcing vegetables to swell far beyond their natural size, we have brought a terrible judgement upon ourselves.
Omninous organ music plays

Reverend Clement Hedges: And for our sins, a hideous creature has been sent to punish us all! Repent! Repent! Lest you, too, taste the wrath of... the Were-Rabbit!
by Insufficient Postage May 03, 2006
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Both dorky and adorable. A higher state of being all dorks strive towards.
That dork is so adorkable I could just hug him till I die.
by Insufficient Postage February 09, 2006
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