adorkable

Both dorky and adorable. A higher state of being all dorks strive towards.

That dork is so adorkable I could just hug him till I die.

by Insufficient Postage February 10, 2006

clarifuscate

To explain something in a way that confuses things even more.

Because their constituencies wouldn't vote for them otherwise, certain politicians learn to clarifuscate early in their careers.

When my physics teacher tried to explain how to work the deadly tesla coil for the lab, he ended up clarifuscating me until my eyes were glassy and my drool was seeping onto my shirt. This resulted in me frying myself and setting the school on fire. Too bad I was dead to see the prison burn.

by Insufficient Postage April 26, 2006

hobgobbler

A glutton.

One who gormadizes, acts like a piggy, or has a tendency to wolf down food in a virtuosic or uncontrollable manner.

That hobgobbler sure knows how to clean his plate. Jeez, look at him stuff his face in that butterscotch pudding. He should go into competitive eating when he gets older.

by Insufficient Postage February 10, 2006

discovation

-The process of inventing a new genre of dance music -

e.g. DJ Pierre is considered a pioneer of discovation for inventing acid house.

by Insufficient Postage April 26, 2006

behemouth

Anyone who favors incoherence, volume, or repetition over reason in an attempt to force outrageous lies on people, often in pursuit of a bastardized agenda. One who promotes and presents twisted truth as truth and spouts extremist bullcrap.

Anyone with a loud mouth.

The Fox News Channel is a haven for behemouths.

I wish that behemouth would just shut the hell up.

by Insufficient Postage April 26, 2006

ranker

smellier than

one who ranks

My feet are ranker than my ass.

My ass is ranker than putrid herring mashed with elderberries in a goose liver paste.

Ranker ranked Randy reffing abilities.

by Insufficient Postage April 29, 2006

I hate myself

A statement used when one is feeling extremely frustrated with oneself for a failure or flaw in one's life.

I hate myself for letting Urban Dictionary distract me from my homework.

by Insufficient Postage April 28, 2006