hobcock 

A huge mutant cock that shoots acidic semen that is found on big things.

Whoa check out the hobcock on that derm, that thing is monstrous.

hobcock by wzp July 4, 2004

hotcocks 

Hotcakes made with cock sauce or covered in cock sauce. Considered a delicacy in Potter County.

They're selling like hotcocks!

hotcocks by cahootsk October 9, 2008

Hotcock

A word, predominately used by homosexuals, to indicate romantic relations or wish for intercourse.
(Hot-kok)

Guy 1: Hey hotcock!
Guy 2: Let's fuck

Hotcock by RainbowTank June 5, 2022

hobnocker 

"Hobnocker" is a completely made up word from the nickelodeon show iCarly.

All of the previous definitions were written to Urban Dictionary AFTER the episode of iCarly with the meaningless word aired early 2009, all of the previous comments being a little bit later on.

The only description (from the episode of iCarly) is "gross... and illegal"

"You hobnocker!"

---------------From iCarly---------------
Carly: "Whats a hobnocker?"
Sam: whispers
Carly: "Eww, thats gross!"
Sam: "And illegal"

hobnocker by ALonelySoulFromARandomPlanet:) June 27, 2011

hobnocker 

a person who slaps people with his penis

that hobnocker over there just slapt me with his dick

hobnocker by thehobnocker November 9, 2009

hobnocked 

To get slapped with a penis (or by a hobnocker)

Person 1: This bitch just sassed me!
Person 2: Tell her she's going to get hobnocked

hobnocked by lalaland5484668487 October 15, 2015

Hobnocker 

Something gross and illegal

"You're a hobnocker"-British dude from iCarly

Hobnocker by iCarly fan(: February 9, 2009