Derm

A state of spiritual nirvana where you and your pedalboard are one. A person who derms possesses infinite awesomeness and worships the almighty Matt Dermon and looks to him for guidance in their everyday lives. The movement was founded by disgruntled Pedalboards of Doom members who were exiled from the group and went on to start their own where they live in peace and harmony. The word Derm can also mean “good” or a sign of approval from fellow Dermers.

My new amp totally derms!

by Rambozo the Clown January 15, 2018

Derm

Dermatology, the study of skin. Can also be used to refer to dermatologists, the doctors who specialize in skin, hair, and nail conditions.

But I didn't know anything about moles, and so I pretended to be a big shot and used my 'Dr. Basch' title to get her to the derm clinic that morning, and the resident in derm slobbered all over himself because he would get to look at her mons and panties instead of the usual excoriated psoriatic lesions of the gomers and he took a little biopsy of it and within twenty-four hours he told her it was just a mole and completely benign and she was not going to die.

DERM
ADVANTAGES: Money. Travel to sunny conventions. Naked skin--attraction.
DISADVANTAGES: Gomers. Contagion. Naked skin--repulsion.

by Dermy McDermface April 21, 2020

Derm

A kid who gets no puss and only bums rips off other kids. Has a hot mom and a beauty dad

That guys has the nerve to act like a derm.

by Nlevin10 September 22, 2019

Derm

A Derm is a random person.

That Derm won’t shut his mouth up.

by D0Xx July 12, 2020

Derms

A term for a fail sause warrior.

Shit did you see that newb derms.

by Boris Greasyham May 23, 2008

derm

One who is almighty and great in every way, shape, and/or form. To be anywhere in his presence is such an honor that only a chosen few are allowed to do. Derm is also one that works well with O'Meany. Together they form a team that Gerlach can never destroy.

-"Hey man, did you see Derm over there?" "No, he wouldn't let me look at him."

-"Derm, I will destroy your face."

by dermmmmmm November 7, 2011

derm

interjection. similar to day-um. Usually used to express happiness or shock, but can be used to express frustration.

The girl saw the hot guy and said "Derm! He is so fine!"

by sharker17 February 19, 2009