Definitions by cahootsk

Dapper Dan

When a guy is lying down and a chick teabags his forehead. The chick then uses her ejaculate to slick back his hair 1950s style.

"She totally gave me a Dapper Dan!" *handshakes friend*

Dapper Dan by cahootsk December 5, 2009

Saferapes

The same thing as rape, but safer. A rape that is done by a trust-worthy fellow without disease and murderous intent, so you can live out that rape fantasy and not be traumatized afterwards.

"Ouch! Not so rough! Since when did you start working for Saferapes?"
"'Safe-what'?"

Saferapes by cahootsk December 5, 2009

bps 

The act of Burger Poop Sex.

Bps is totally appropriate.

bps by cahootsk January 4, 2009

hotcocks 

Hotcakes made with cock sauce or covered in cock sauce. Considered a delicacy in Potter County.

They're selling like hotcocks!

hotcocks by cahootsk October 9, 2008