hobnocked 

To get slapped with a penis (or by a hobnocker)

Person 1: This bitch just sassed me!
Person 2: Tell her she's going to get hobnocked

hobnocked by lalaland5484668487 October 15, 2015

Hobknocker 

A word used to describe unspeakable things made up by wade Collins in an episode of i Carly

Carly: what is a hobknocker
Sam *whispers in carlys ear*
Carly: ew that’s gross
Sam: and illegal

Hobknocker by Heyyitsme October 23, 2019

Juicy Hobknocker 

A blowjob with relish

That was some juicy hobknocker.

Juicy Hobknocker by blackalex December 25, 2009

Hobknocker 

A hobo who knocks on your door, waits for you to open the door, sprints into your house, steals all your food and runs out the back door

Those goddamn hobknockers stole my yoghurt!

Hobknocker by TH1RTE3N June 6, 2013

hobknocker 

one who masturbates in public restrooms

Sounds like theres a hobknocker in the next stall over.

hobknocker by scenesinner February 7, 2009

hobknocker 

someone who knocks your hobs

fuck you jerry Seinfeld you hobknocker you fucked my wife

hobknocker by bigtiddykim March 4, 2017

hobnocker 

"Hobnocker" is a completely made up word from the nickelodeon show iCarly.

All of the previous definitions were written to Urban Dictionary AFTER the episode of iCarly with the meaningless word aired early 2009, all of the previous comments being a little bit later on.

The only description (from the episode of iCarly) is "gross... and illegal"

"You hobnocker!"

---------------From iCarly---------------
Carly: "Whats a hobnocker?"
Sam: whispers
Carly: "Eww, thats gross!"
Sam: "And illegal"

hobnocker by ALonelySoulFromARandomPlanet:) June 27, 2011