Hoblock 

Adjective describing a person's cognitive thought process and nature that is easily sidetracked, especially in social conversation, be it one on one or in groups. Individuals who are Hoblock tend to be extremely creative, often prone to drifting off into their ceaseless thoughts and imagination. These traits especially manifest themselves during conversation, when being asked a question or when someone is attempting to gain the attention of a person that is Hoblock. Being Hoblock is neither good nor bad. Depending on the situation, it can be both a positive or negative experience, not only for the individual who's Hoblock, but to the person(s) whom they're engaging with.

"Can you believe how Hoblock she's being? I answered the same question three times before she finally realized that paying attention to a question that she's asking me might help?!"

Hoblock by Player Of Words September 18, 2019

Hollock Day 

This 'holiday' began on Socom II (EU) by the clan EHS. Hollock day is on the 9th of January, this day is very special for some people, it's like Christmas, but when you're not allowed to piss people off on hollock day, your hollock day is ruined, Created by MISTER PIGGY and Slayerke!
Happy Hollock Day EHS !

Have a Happy Hollock Day

Hollock Day by Christophe F July 31, 2008

hobnocker 

"Hobnocker" is a completely made up word from the nickelodeon show iCarly.

All of the previous definitions were written to Urban Dictionary AFTER the episode of iCarly with the meaningless word aired early 2009, all of the previous comments being a little bit later on.

The only description (from the episode of iCarly) is "gross... and illegal"

"You hobnocker!"

---------------From iCarly---------------
Carly: "Whats a hobnocker?"
Sam: whispers
Carly: "Eww, thats gross!"
Sam: "And illegal"

hobnocker by ALonelySoulFromARandomPlanet:) June 27, 2011

hobnocker 

a person who slaps people with his penis

that hobnocker over there just slapt me with his dick

hobnocker by thehobnocker November 9, 2009

Hoblack 

A rickshaw driver who opts to only take big boned women and homeless as passengers. Suffers from dementia and often seen screaming "Serenity now" at total strangers. Be afriad..be very afraid

We strapped our rickshaw to a hoblack and she bolted!

Hoblack by crazygoatboy May 27, 2010

Hablockup 

A word used to reference an act of significance or express undeniable excitement at an accomplishment of some kind.

In sports, this can be used when a three-pointer is hit from long-distance. Ex: "Williams from the three point line and...hablockup!" Likewise, in everyday life it is equally as viable. Boss: "Smith, great job on the Collins account. You're getting a raise!" Smith: "Hablockup!"

Hablockup by Mr. Gimmedat June 7, 2013

hobnocked 

To get slapped with a penis (or by a hobnocker)

Person 1: This bitch just sassed me!
Person 2: Tell her she's going to get hobnocked

hobnocked by lalaland5484668487 October 15, 2015