Titmeister
Friend: You are a master of tits, aka "The Titmeister".
Me: What does that mean?
Friend: Go look up meister and add tits.
Me: What does that mean?
Friend: Go look up meister and add tits.
Titmeister by scruffylooking July 10, 2010
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tonmeister
tonmeister by LudicrousFiddle January 12, 2017
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tit meister • tonmeister • hitmeister • timester • Titmaster • tit monster • jit meister • tit mistress • tit-munster • tit sisters
Titmaster
one who indulges himself in the art and science of tits. This can range from everyday observation of breasts to the occasion of playing with a big-titty-ass-bitch.
Sometimes followed by numbers in order to show a level of Titmastery.
Sometimes followed by numbers in order to show a level of Titmastery.
Eddie is a serious Titmaster, he's scoping them out all the time.
Brian is a Titmaster 4000, while Erik is but a measly Titmaster 300
Brian is a Titmaster 4000, while Erik is but a measly Titmaster 300
Titmaster by Sexmonster(s) September 26, 2010
hitmeister
Someone who only wants a hit and won't get a regular job or prioritize a career, even though they don't have money to live well enough or save for the future.
Ernie refused to start entry level because he was a hitmeister and wanted to be rich, so he kept starting podcasts, writing movie scripts, and writing up fake dog operations on Go Fund Me, but eventually he got rickets from scurvy, his skin sagged and his hair got thin due to lack of protein.
hitmeister by JessicaWalters April 10, 2021
titmonster
Someone who absolutely loves having their tits sucked. So much so they go into with drawl from lack of sucking. Tit hickeys are readily accepted.
titmonster by whenURhotURhot September 20, 2010
timester
A better term for OCD ("Organized, Cleanly and Detailed").
Rather than looking down upon a person, here is something to look up to.
An addition to Nikola Tesla's theory, "if you want to find the secrets of the universe, think of energy, frequency and vibration."
Time.
What does time have anything to do with those other elements? Everything and nothing. Just like the other three elements within themselves. Nothing and everything.
They take their time with all their process. To get things exact. They organize in a very timely manner. Very precisely. Every tiny detail. They keep track of everything. And they want things done on time.
And they are masters of it. Because they do things so precisely, so intricately, so accurately. They are masters of it.
So let's combine the words together. Masters of Time. Timester people. Timester.
Rather than looking down upon a person, here is something to look up to.
An addition to Nikola Tesla's theory, "if you want to find the secrets of the universe, think of energy, frequency and vibration."
Time.
What does time have anything to do with those other elements? Everything and nothing. Just like the other three elements within themselves. Nothing and everything.
They take their time with all their process. To get things exact. They organize in a very timely manner. Very precisely. Every tiny detail. They keep track of everything. And they want things done on time.
And they are masters of it. Because they do things so precisely, so intricately, so accurately. They are masters of it.
So let's combine the words together. Masters of Time. Timester people. Timester.
"Timester people are so accurate. They're so anxious about things not getting on time. They do everything in such a timely manner. Perfectionists."
timester by NeoTPolaris August 24, 2023
tit meister
tit meister by titty galore April 29, 2009
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