Histogram Hair

A person who hair is messy from doing to many histograms.

(Student A) Damn dude your hair is whack.
(Student B) Ya, I was trying to finish up drawing those histogram graphs
(Student A) Ahhh, Histogram Hair

Histogram Hair by Sir Grego November 24, 2009

Historage 

Heritage and history joined together a bit like chillaxing! We've used this word when talking about the titanic centenary - as part of the historage of belfast northern ireland.

It's part of our historage :)

Historage by PSS974 September 2, 2012

hipstography 

A form of photography commonly taken up by hipsters. Using noticeably fake filters, cheap film cameras, or in most cases instagram. They can occasionally have a quote plastered upon the image as well to add extra "emotion."

Person 1: Hey have you seen Doug?
Person 2: Nah, hes been too busy posting hipstography on tumblr.

hipstography by Phony August 24, 2012

historgasm 

When one is overpowered by an intense, almost sexual lust for all things historical.

This is often manifested in the form of increased heart rate, ooh-ing, aah-ing, pointing or rapid photo taking, directed towards historical persons, architecture or artifacts.

For those afflicted, historgasms can also result from any exposure, however limited, to any form of historical discussion or reference.

"I had a total historgasm last night thinking about the mighty conquests of Julius Caesar."

"Everytime I see a castle, man, my body just...historgasm man. Those turrets."

"I historgasm everytime Prof. Smith enters the lecture theatre, he's just so passionate about his work."

historgasm by CaesarsConquest April 28, 2014

Hipstagram

A word used by wannabe-wannabe hipsters looking to make their photos more vintage-y. They vaguely remember what the app is called for their mobile device since seeing it on an equally wannabe-wannabe hipster friend's device.

They search Hipstagram instead of Instagram or Hipstamatic.

I need to download that hipstagram app so I can be hipster too

Hipstagram by Gavenecko July 17, 2011

Hipstagram

Noun - when someone posts an photo on Instagram that is of a hipstery-nature. It could be a picture of his/her meal, or perhaps an artistic selfie with an obscure filter.

Becky: Oh my gosh did you see Suzy's latest hipstagram post?

Gina: Yeah, and like how many times do you need to see a salad before they're all the same?

Becky: At least she didn't use #thisgirl or #foodporn

Gina: Oh, no wait, she did. What a hipstagrammer.

Hipstagram by snaebjornn January 21, 2014

Hipstographer 

A person of the hipster persuasion who takes up photography as a hobby to express his deep seeded hipster need to to be hip. Said hipstographer fancies him/herself an artiste, but is in fact two steps below an under-paid stock photographer.

This is debatably the most offensive of all photo-hobbyist types.

Antonyms: photographer, artist, creative person.
Synonyms: kid-in-Williamsburg-with-a-Holga-who-wears-really-tight-pants.

Alternatively: One who documents the hipster scene, takes Polariod (especially type 55) portraits of his hipster friends. Under this definition the hipstographer need not be a hipster himself.

Larry: Hey, check out my sweet new photos! I just got some 120 film back from the lab! I think I've found my calling!
Mo: Dude, you just bought that Holga last week at B&H. You're such a hipstographer.

Carl: The economy's such shit right now, I'm heading out to Williamsburg for a shoot, doing some TFP.
Roger: Since when did you become a hipstographer?

Hipstographer by Roflmfaololgtfo February 10, 2010