histocrat 

Another word for a historian or someone who loves history

Lulu: I’m a histocrat…..biiiiitttchhhhhhh
Innocent bystander: What?
Lulu: I love history dumbass
Innocent bystander: Ohh?? I didn’t know what was a thing
Lulu: It is now…..biiiiiiiitchhhhh

histocrat by Luluthehistocrat May 14, 2022

Histort

An exclamation of pure, unadulterated joy, commonly used at MIT.

Holy Histort! Check out the asymptote on that mother-function!

Histort by Oliver Wendell Jones December 30, 2016

hipstocrite 

Criticizing someone else for being a hipster while simultaneously being a hipster oneself. Nearly all hipsters will vehemently deny their status as a dirty, PBR-swigging, ironic tattoo-having, ugly thrift store find-wearing hipster.

The person who defined this word is obviously a fucking hipster.

Sanchez: God, look at that dirty hipster. Ugh, they're like the fucking scourge of the earth. Ooh hey guys, how ironic would it be if I DIY'ed a fannypack?!

Lenore: Oh for Dov's sake, Sanchez, you're such a hipstocrite. At least I accept it.

hipstocrite by tilly the terrible February 23, 2010

Historage 

Heritage and history joined together a bit like chillaxing! We've used this word when talking about the titanic centenary - as part of the historage of belfast northern ireland.

It's part of our historage :)

Historage by PSS974 September 2, 2012

Hippocrate

1. The retarded way of spelling 'hypocrite'.

2. A large container used for transporting a hippo.

1.

*On a chatroom*

Dumb Guy: Man, that Tommy69 is such a fuckin' hippocrate...

Smart Arse: Dude, you mean hypocrite?

Dumb Guy: Yeah, whatever...

2.

Zoo Keeper: You got the hippo in the hippocrate yet?

Random Bloke: Yessuh.

Hippocrate by The Crateman October 16, 2011

hippocratical 

A belief system of Anesthesiologists that refuse to enforce Capital Punishment. A combination of the hippocratic oath taken by physicians and the word, hippocritical. A term coined by the great Stephen Colbert, in reference to the anesthesiologists that refused to assist in the execution of a convited rapist and murderer.

"Those sum bitches Anesthesiologists are so hippocratical, they wouldn't know truthiness if it came up and bite them like a bear. And that's the word."

hippocratical by chang-a-lang February 25, 2006

histort

a combination of the words history and snort as in hist(ory) and (sn)ort. meaning to laugh so hard at history that one snorts.

Tommy found the mongol empire so funny that he histort.

histort by BeeMovie2021 December 31, 2016