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hipstography
A form of photography commonly taken up by hipsters. Using noticeably fake filters, cheap film cameras, or in most cases instagram. They can occasionally have a quote plastered upon the image as well to add extra "emotion."
hipstography by Phony August 24, 2012
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Hipstographer
A person of the hipster persuasion who takes up photography as a hobby to express his deep seeded hipster need to to be hip. Said hipstographer fancies him/herself an artiste, but is in fact two steps below an under-paid stock photographer.
This is debatably the most offensive of all photo-hobbyist types.
Antonyms: photographer, artist, creative person.
Synonyms: kid-in-Williamsburg-with-a-Holga-who-wears-really-tight-pants.
Alternatively: One who documents the hipster scene, takes Polariod (especially type 55) portraits of his hipster friends. Under this definition the hipstographer need not be a hipster himself.
This is debatably the most offensive of all photo-hobbyist types.
Antonyms: photographer, artist, creative person.
Synonyms: kid-in-Williamsburg-with-a-Holga-who-wears-really-tight-pants.
Alternatively: One who documents the hipster scene, takes Polariod (especially type 55) portraits of his hipster friends. Under this definition the hipstographer need not be a hipster himself.
Larry: Hey, check out my sweet new photos! I just got some 120 film back from the lab! I think I've found my calling!
Mo: Dude, you just bought that Holga last week at B&H. You're such a hipstographer.
Carl: The economy's such shit right now, I'm heading out to Williamsburg for a shoot, doing some TFP.
Roger: Since when did you become a hipstographer?
Mo: Dude, you just bought that Holga last week at B&H. You're such a hipstographer.
Carl: The economy's such shit right now, I'm heading out to Williamsburg for a shoot, doing some TFP.
Roger: Since when did you become a hipstographer?
Hipstographer by Roflmfaololgtfo February 10, 2010
Hatography
A game which involves someone trying to take as many photos as possible of different people wearing the same hat. The aim of the game is to get as many points as possible and you can play it over any time length. Although not required, the hat is usually recognisable or has comedy value.
Rules:
1. You must not use the identical copy of the hat, in the collection you must use the exact same hat.
2. You must not photoshop a photo of the hat onto anyone's face, this is cheating.
3. 1 point for a normal person.
4. 5 points for a fit person, must be acknowledged as fit by at least 3 people.
5. 10 points for a celebrity.
Rules:
1. You must not use the identical copy of the hat, in the collection you must use the exact same hat.
2. You must not photoshop a photo of the hat onto anyone's face, this is cheating.
3. 1 point for a normal person.
4. 5 points for a fit person, must be acknowledged as fit by at least 3 people.
5. 10 points for a celebrity.
IT'S HATOGRAPHY
Hatography by beatsmut November 22, 2011
Highography
Kenzie: What the f*ck is she doing?
Caitlin: IM SO GOOD AT DANCING.
Kenzie: Oh..its her latest compilation of Highography.
Caitlin: IM SO GOOD AT DANCING.
Kenzie: Oh..its her latest compilation of Highography.
Highography by GoodCallGirls November 12, 2011
hoetography
hoetography by J.S.7. November 7, 2007
historography
An intense report describing how history has been recorded and changed throughout the years.
usually used as a form of punishment unnessecarily.
Teachers tend to include ridiculous requirements such as:
-minimun of 100,000 pages
-no words like be, been, being, was, it, or you
-due in 2 weeks from the given date
Extreme cases of these reports include nausea, bleeding through the fingernails and elbows, unconrtollably checking the time and date, anxiety attacks, hyperactivity, red eyes, loss of sleep, inability to stop your fingers miming the typing motion, slight moaning, and sometimes even death.
usually used as a form of punishment unnessecarily.
Teachers tend to include ridiculous requirements such as:
-minimun of 100,000 pages
-no words like be, been, being, was, it, or you
-due in 2 weeks from the given date
Extreme cases of these reports include nausea, bleeding through the fingernails and elbows, unconrtollably checking the time and date, anxiety attacks, hyperactivity, red eyes, loss of sleep, inability to stop your fingers miming the typing motion, slight moaning, and sometimes even death.
Joe- "Hey Bob!"
Bob- "Hey Joe! What's up?"
Joe- "Mr. S. gave us this new assignment called a 'historography report'. it sounds fun!"
*loud gasp*
*books drop to the floor*
Joe- "Where did Bob go?"
Bob- "Hey Joe! What's up?"
Joe- "Mr. S. gave us this new assignment called a 'historography report'. it sounds fun!"
*loud gasp*
*books drop to the floor*
Joe- "Where did Bob go?"
historography by Super Ruth April 16, 2008