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historgasm 

When one is overpowered by an intense, almost sexual lust for all things historical.

This is often manifested in the form of increased heart rate, ooh-ing, aah-ing, pointing or rapid photo taking, directed towards historical persons, architecture or artifacts.

For those afflicted, historgasms can also result from any exposure, however limited, to any form of historical discussion or reference.
"I had a total historgasm last night thinking about the mighty conquests of Julius Caesar."

"Everytime I see a castle, man, my body just...historgasm man. Those turrets."

"I historgasm everytime Prof. Smith enters the lecture theatre, he's just so passionate about his work."
historgasm by CaesarsConquest April 28, 2014
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Historism 

Word used mostly by Roleplayerss, might have also been used by Xerxes in 300 (not confirmed.)
Blue ass: "You gotta shut up honestly."
LadyZenith: "I'LL MAKE YOU DEATH AND SEND YOU INTO THE HISTORISM!!"
Historism by RyuSensei April 26, 2008

Hipstergasm

The pure exuberance when a hipster makes a new hipster discovery. Whether this is a new way to grow an ironic beard, a thrift store that sells corn cobb pipes or an unreleased 45 by vampire weekend.
Iver discovered a new thrift store and had a total hipstergasm when he found the motherload of v-neck shirts, skinny corduroys and polyester scarfs.
Hipstergasm by Atomic Fist Bumps April 17, 2012

historiasymir_ 

A really cool demigirl lesbian who loves Historia and kins nagito
Me: historiasymir_ is one of my favorite tiktoker

Someone: who's that?

Me: theyre are my cool mutual
Someone: got it! I'll follow them real now

historiasrights 

historiasrights is a famous tik toker. they post anime and relatable content.
historiasrights is my favorite anime tik toker!!
historiasrights by lilyackerman1 March 22, 2021

historiasymir_ 

historiasymir_ Is an amazing mutual named Mia

Mia goes by it/it's and ze/zem
Someone: TIKTOK is so boring, I have no hot, funny, and cool mutuals

Me, because im cool: historiasymir_is like the best tiktoker with a really cool discord server! But only for people with genshin Christmas pfps

Someone: oh I get it I'll make my PFP a genshin Christmas PFP so I can get in!

Me: okay byeee
historiasymir_ by theeyelessflower November 17, 2021

historiascrush 

A major simp for eren that it’s kinda scary , also there an editor
Person 1: look it’s historiascrush! I love their edits
historiascrush by Marianinycolee February 26, 2021
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