hipbsturd

An absurd hipster. Since hipsters are already absurd by definition, the added 'absurd' is not redundant but exponentially powerful. It's hipster jumping the shark.

I'm listening to the new Gorillaz album Plastic Beach and I can't tell if it's the best thing I've ever heard, or completely hipbsturd.

by marishkajuko April 29, 2010

hipsterdick

n. When your piss burns because you’ve consumed way too much Sriracha.

“Hey Craig, you might want to lay off the sriracha. You’re going to end up with hipsterdick.”

by H. Bruce Washington September 24, 2019

hipstard

hipster + retard = hipstard

*note: this word is actually just a reiteration because everyone knows the definition "hipster" innately presents retardation

holy shit, are you fucking cereal? i just had to pay that goddamn hipstard $15 for breaking his glasses...yea, the ones WITH NO ACTUAL GLASSES. HOW FUCKING RETARDED ARE THEY TO BUY JUST FRAMES AND WEAR THEM AROUND?

by thupercereal September 9, 2010

Hipsterdufus

From the tv show Seinfeld. Hipsterdus=Kramer. Someone who is cool, enjoying life, and hip but also a little aloof and out of synch. Kramer is the quintessential hipsterdufus.

Jughead from the Archie comics might be considered a hipsterdufus.

Also that bongo playing guy on The Many Loves of Dobie Gillis

by Lady M June 25, 2004

Hipsterdom

Refers to the hierarchy within the sub-culture of hipsters.
Being a part of this hierarchy often has to do with 'being in the know': knowing what is popular at the moment with art, music and fashion. The hierarchy culminates into a top 1% of people who are what marketing companies refer to as the 'trend-setters', the people that define what's cool and that everyone else inevitably follows. Hipsterdom is generally confined to white people between the ages of 18 to 30, often middle class, often educated in Liberal Arts.

"He's a high ranking member in hipsterdom".
"That word is taboo in hipsterdom".

by Marlon Dready February 27, 2008

hipsturban

1. of, pertaining to, one who is both hipster and urban.
2. characteristic of or accustomed to wearing 80's reproduction Nike sneakers.

(possible misspelling: hipsterban)

I thought he was just a hipster, but then that dude showed me his vast hat and sneaker collection. He so hipsturban.

by Garpike April 20, 2008

hipsturbation

The act of trying to be hip and failing miserably, as in "a poor substitute for the real thing".

My dad is really good at hipsturbation when he talks like he is in the 70s.

by Swiss CheeseLife February 24, 2008