Definitions by Garpike

empty bacon 

Bacon that sacrifices its flavor to a dish due to cooking, such as baked beans or green beans (Southern).

I know the empty bacon has no flavor, but I still pick it out and eat it.

empty bacon by Garpike September 14, 2011

cocktail party fart 

When using the cocktail party effect, one is able to hear their own fart in a loud environment such as a party or concert.

I enjoyed the loudest cocktail party fart in the middle of the guitar solo, and no one heard a sound.

cocktail party fart by Garpike August 23, 2011

gonest 

Slang for best, coolest, hippest, raddest, or most bad ass

"Your Porgy and Bess the superbest, singing the gonest, acting the craziest, Gershwin the greatest." -Duke Ellington commenting on Porgy and Bess

gonest by Garpike March 19, 2011

vanderslice 

1. to repeatedly borrow small items reduced to units with no intention of returning the favor, while avoiding the use of alternative resources such as a credit card

2. to acquire small items (typically consumable) from friends in small increments or slices by pleading poverty, even though alternative means are available.

3. to mooch despite available personal funds or resources.

I can't believe Keith vandersliced me out of 3 beers at the bar... I saw him using his own credit card later that night!

I saw her vanderslicing cigarettes during the entire concert, only to later use her own cash to buy shirt for the merch table.

vanderslice by Garpike November 20, 2010

brain food 

1. Food that allegedly improves the functions of the brain. Example: fish (Omega 3 fatty acids)
2. Food that resembles a brain (less popular)

Fish is really great brain food - it can improve brain functions especially in children.

Walnut meat looks like a brain and it helps the brain function - double brain food!

brain food by Garpike April 23, 2010

yammoth 

A very large yam or sweet potato.

Mom, where did you buy this delicious yammoth?!

yammoth by Garpike April 22, 2010

hipsturban 

1. of, pertaining to, one who is both hipster and urban.
2. characteristic of or accustomed to wearing 80's reproduction Nike sneakers.

(possible misspelling: hipsterban)

I thought he was just a hipster, but then that dude showed me his vast hat and sneaker collection. He so hipsturban.

hipsturban by Garpike April 20, 2008