empty bacon

Bacon that sacrifices its flavor to a dish due to cooking, such as baked beans or green beans (Southern).
I know the empty bacon has no flavor, but I still pick it out and eat it.
by Garpike September 15, 2011
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yammoth

Mom, where did you buy this delicious yammoth?!
by Garpike April 22, 2010
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cocktail party fart

When using the cocktail party effect, one is able to hear their own fart in a loud environment such as a party or concert.
I enjoyed the loudest cocktail party fart in the middle of the guitar solo, and no one heard a sound.
by Garpike August 20, 2011
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vanderslice

1. to repeatedly borrow small items reduced to units with no intention of returning the favor, while avoiding the use of alternative resources such as a credit card

2. to acquire small items (typically consumable) from friends in small increments or slices by pleading poverty, even though alternative means are available.

3. to mooch despite available personal funds or resources.
I can't believe Keith vandersliced me out of 3 beers at the bar... I saw him using his own credit card later that night!

I saw her vanderslicing cigarettes during the entire concert, only to later use her own cash to buy shirt for the merch table.
by Garpike November 17, 2010
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gonest

Slang for best, coolest, hippest, raddest, or most bad ass
"Your Porgy and Bess the superbest, singing the gonest, acting the craziest, Gershwin the greatest." -Duke Ellington commenting on Porgy and Bess
by Garpike March 04, 2011
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brain food

1. Food that allegedly improves the functions of the brain. Example: fish (Omega 3 fatty acids)
2. Food that resembles a brain (less popular)
Fish is really great brain food - it can improve brain functions especially in children.

Walnut meat looks like a brain and it helps the brain function - double brain food!
by Garpike April 22, 2010
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hipsturban

1. of, pertaining to, one who is both hipster and urban.
2. characteristic of or accustomed to wearing 80's reproduction Nike sneakers.

(possible misspelling: hipsterban)
I thought he was just a hipster, but then that dude showed me his vast hat and sneaker collection. He so hipsturban.
by Garpike April 20, 2008
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