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Hipsterbation

When one masturbates with their left hand because everyone else masturbates with their right.
"Everyone shakes with their right hand, so you can't let your right be soft! That's why I masturbate with my left hand."

"Wait, so you masturbate with your left hand because no one else does?"

"Yeah"

"Hipsterbation, bro. Stoppit."
Hipsterbation by FreeKayTeeKay March 8, 2012

hipsterantes 

noun. Hipsters who take to their phones to snap photos of their neighbors and other people doing something they don't like or illegal and post the photos to a social networking site, like Facebook, to publically shame them.
The hipsterantes were at it again and posted photos of the man's lawn being too high.

Hipsterant 

A urban dining establishment where drinks are overpriced, the food organic, and the waiters wear tight pants and have beards. People sporting Adidas polyester gym clothes (matching tops and bottoms) are only allowed in the restaurant if they are working as dishwashers.
Life expectancy of a typical hipsterant varies between three months and a year depending on location.
Flavio came back from the Biennale with an award for best short documentary. The afterparty was at a new hipsterant in south Brooklyn
Hipsterant by Amagerikaner December 5, 2014

hipsturbation 

The act of trying to be hip and failing miserably, as in "a poor substitute for the real thing".
My dad is really good at hipsturbation when he talks like he is in the 70s.
hipsturbation by Swiss CheeseLife February 24, 2008

Hipsterland

A place where one is surrounded or cannot escape from hipsters.
Jon: Hey, do you want to visit Laguardia with me?
Kate: Fuck no, I hate hipsterland.

Mimi: Do you have a tumblr?
Becca: Of course not! That is like a virtual hipsterland!
Hipsterland by Mikanos April 12, 2011

hipsterganger 

Noun: Someone that looks exactly like yourself but as a hipster in Williamsburg.
My friend and I were on the G and at Metropolitan Ave his Hipsterganger gets on! Dude looked just like him except he had a fu manchu mustache and was wearing a bandanna and red lumberjack. Freaky.
hipsterganger by mdhattar December 28, 2010