hipsterdick

n. When your piss burns because you’ve consumed way too much Sriracha.

“Hey Craig, you might want to lay off the sriracha. You’re going to end up with hipsterdick.”

by H. Bruce Washington September 24, 2019

hipsterlicious

Something or someone that is extremely hipster.

Your knowledge of indie music, vintage style and overuse of the word 'ethnocentric' is quite hipsterlicious.

by acowfrog September 13, 2011

hipsterican

A Puerto Rican hipster. Most notably those found outside of their homeland, in culturally-diverse cities around the world.

I heard Beauty Bar is full of hipstericans tonight.

by DubbyConqueror May 6, 2011

hipsterical

(adj) - when someone is so much of a hipster that the sight of them makes one laugh histerically.

That guy's such a hipster, it's hipsterical!

by speed racist July 9, 2009

Hipsternik

As hipster emulates many fads and trends of the past, trying to make them their own, a hipsternik takes this cycle to yet another level by trying to emulate a hipster. However they do not participate in communal hipster activities and lack the intellectual awareness.

They have the physical appearance of a Hipster, without the social, political and idealogical mores.

Essentially, a Hipsternik is to Hipster what a Beatnik is to Beat.

Instead of participating the important hipster pastime of rummaging through crates at thrift stores, hipsterniks take the fast train and buy vintage-esque clothing from popular clothing chains like Urban Outfitters, Forever 21 and Pacsun.

by Flemniks September 3, 2012

hipsterjack

A hipster who dresses like a lumberjack, but who has never been an actual lumberjack. May be seen sporting a beard, flannel shirt, skinny jeans and non-prescription Warby Parkers.

The only thing that hipsterjack could chop is a salad.

by 1thousandwords January 13, 2017

Johnny Hamsterdick

Noun. The pseudo name of an individual who achieves a level of heralded stature in the eyes of an authority figure (i.e. coach, boss), but who is actually thought to be a douche bag by his or her peers.

If Johnny Hamsterdick was in the weight room yesterday, he would have done more than 1000 chin-ups.

If Johnny Hamsterdick was around in 1941, Japan would not have bombed Pearl Harbor.

by J. Casey January 28, 2009