Hipsturd

Hipsters who are not hip, but copy the precedents of true bohemian eras in order to conform and assert a phony individuality. Large groups of them exhibit a romper-room mentality, a high level of ignorance and snobbery, and an exorbitant lack of originality.

I can't stand that neighborhood - it's filled with hipsturds.

Hipsturd by mograbs April 29, 2011

Hipsturd

Typically a trust-fund baby, someone who is deep in the throws of white suburban denial, longing to be viewed as different or special, so they grow a beard, start espousing recycled activist rhetoric, and get a series of meaningless tattoos and piercings, just to end up looking and sounding just like every other hipsturd. A real piece of shit.

Look at that guy over there in skinny jeans with a wallet chain and gauged ears smoking american spirits and talking about how this craft IPA tastes so much different than any other craft IPA. What a hipsturd.

Hipsturd by HeyitsGinoB69 October 28, 2015

hipsterdick 

n. When your piss burns because you’ve consumed way too much Sriracha.

“Hey Craig, you might want to lay off the sriracha. You’re going to end up with hipsterdick.”

hipsterdick by H. Bruce Washington September 24, 2019

hipstard 

hipster + retard = hipstard

*note: this word is actually just a reiteration because everyone knows the definition "hipster" innately presents retardation

holy shit, are you fucking cereal? i just had to pay that goddamn hipstard $15 for breaking his glasses...yea, the ones WITH NO ACTUAL GLASSES. HOW FUCKING RETARDED ARE THEY TO BUY JUST FRAMES AND WEAR THEM AROUND?

hipstard by thupercereal September 9, 2010

Hipsterdufus 

From the tv show Seinfeld. Hipsterdus=Kramer. Someone who is cool, enjoying life, and hip but also a little aloof and out of synch. Kramer is the quintessential hipsterdufus.

Jughead from the Archie comics might be considered a hipsterdufus.

Also that bongo playing guy on The Many Loves of Dobie Gillis

Hipsterdufus by Lady M June 25, 2004

Hipsterdom

Refers to the hierarchy within the sub-culture of hipsters.
Being a part of this hierarchy often has to do with 'being in the know': knowing what is popular at the moment with art, music and fashion. The hierarchy culminates into a top 1% of people who are what marketing companies refer to as the 'trend-setters', the people that define what's cool and that everyone else inevitably follows. Hipsterdom is generally confined to white people between the ages of 18 to 30, often middle class, often educated in Liberal Arts.

"He's a high ranking member in hipsterdom".
"That word is taboo in hipsterdom".

Hipsterdom by Marlon Dready February 27, 2008

hipsturban 

1. of, pertaining to, one who is both hipster and urban.
2. characteristic of or accustomed to wearing 80's reproduction Nike sneakers.

(possible misspelling: hipsterban)

I thought he was just a hipster, but then that dude showed me his vast hat and sneaker collection. He so hipsturban.

hipsturban by Garpike April 20, 2008