hipsturbation
hipsturbation by Swiss CheeseLife February 24, 2008
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Hipsterbation
"Everyone shakes with their right hand, so you can't let your right be soft! That's why I masturbate with my left hand."
"Wait, so you masturbate with your left hand because no one else does?"
"Yeah"
"Hipsterbation, bro. Stoppit."
"Wait, so you masturbate with your left hand because no one else does?"
"Yeah"
"Hipsterbation, bro. Stoppit."
Hipsterbation by FreeKayTeeKay March 8, 2012
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happsturbation
(n.) the act of masturbating not because you're sexually aroused, but because you're just so happy you have to touch yourself.
Jamie: what are your plans this afternoon?
Carla: you know, I'm having such a good day I think I'll participate in some happsturbation!
Carla: you know, I'm having such a good day I think I'll participate in some happsturbation!
happsturbation by Happy Slappin May 2, 2014
hipsternation
A hipster on the road to recovery will typically stop at hipsternation.
Hipsternation can lead to a reaffirmation of hipsteric tendencies combined with mainstream culture to create a hybrid hipster (i.e. hipster-hopper, hipster-gangsta, etc.)
Hipsternation can lead to a reaffirmation of hipsteric tendencies combined with mainstream culture to create a hybrid hipster (i.e. hipster-hopper, hipster-gangsta, etc.)
hipsternation by SaltySand October 26, 2010
Hipsterbation
The act of touching oneself whilst being stimulated by pictures of oversized glasses and ironic tee shirts.
Hipsterbation:
George: Hey, man, where's Theo?
John: Hang on, let me call him.
-phone call-
John: Hey, Theo, where you at?
Theo: -through heavy breathing- Browsing Urban Outfitters online.
-hang up-
George: So what's he doing?
John: Hipsterbating.
George: Hey, man, where's Theo?
John: Hang on, let me call him.
-phone call-
John: Hey, Theo, where you at?
Theo: -through heavy breathing- Browsing Urban Outfitters online.
-hang up-
George: So what's he doing?
John: Hipsterbating.
Hipsterbation by KleptoInsomniac July 7, 2014
Toe Rag
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on July 24, 2026
Eternity leave
When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!
With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026