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hemlock park 

Where all Fordson kids go to smoke and have sex . Parents don’t care. Normal in the fordson fuckboy era

The best place to get lit there was the train tracks but since the police started doing patrols there the teens found other places to smoke weed .

Little kids go to the hill and act like there cool.
I remember there was a Gang fight there a couple years back over some weed.
The most ghetto part of Dearborn
Ali:Bro wallah your hair is messed up!
Moe: I was fucking your mom and she cut it cuz!
Ali: Bro meet me at hemlock park and I’ll beat your ass so hard your mom will suck my dick to save you
hemlock park by Fordson BMW July 18, 2018
hemlock by shane bratcher February 17, 2004
I went to the to of the hillock to look around.
hillock by matthew a hillock July 18, 2005
Eastern Hemlock is a type of hardwood tree. It shares the same name with the famous poisonous plant known also as Hemlock. The difference between the tree and the plant is that the plant is used to kill, and is commonly referred to as a "suicide plant" while the hemlock tree is a type of ever-green.

The Hemlock tree is being attacked by insects known as "Wooly Adelgid" which feeds ONLY on Hemlock trees. At the current rate that Wooly Adelgid are eating Hemlocks, the tree is estimated to go extinct in about 40-50 years time.
Berry: Hey, have you seen all those beautiful Hemlocks in the park?
Jan: Yeah, they're really beautiful.
Hemlock by Hemllock May 26, 2018

hemlock hick 

one who lives in hemlock, and typically listens to metal or flies the confederate flag, they live in the country and get drunk plenty, also they love sporking and toilet papering.
that damn hemlock hick sure likes his beer

those hemlock hicks sporked my yard.
hemlock hick by crustynraunchy December 31, 2007

Van Hemlock

To lose ones password, username or both for accessing an email account, blog, computer or similar
Oh crap I can't remember my email password, looks like I've done a Van Hemlock
Van Hemlock by Shuttler October 31, 2008
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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murderhobo 

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"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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