leaf

/lēf/

NOUN

informal offensive

a contemptuous term for a Canadian person.

That fucking leaf keeps stinking up the microwave at work with his homemade poutine.

by JazzPoo October 23, 2016

leaf

To break a minor commitment, usually relating to attending a social gathering.

John was supposed to come to the party, but then he called and leafed.

by never-will-i-leaf October 08, 2011

leaf

marijuana: Pot, reefer

roll us up some of that leaf. Pretty soon we'll be down to seeds and stems again.

by Anonymous November 08, 2002

leaf

a person who choose the teams he's a fans of by the prevailing wind of who most likely to win the next championship. these fans are mostly in the NFC, Hence one year their a forty niner, the next a cowboy then green bay and so on and so

Boy Andre was a Pats fan last year now he's crowing about the saints.
yep he is nothing but a leaf!

by DARTH STEELER November 28, 2013

leaf

Money (at least where im from)

A: yo, dude i need some leaf
B: ok but no more!
A: Aight, cheers man

by SpiderFlo July 24, 2006

leaf

Any of the usually green organs borne by the stem of a plant and having photosynthesis and like several plants, predators which eat leaves like caterpillars.

I got a leaf so the caterpillar can munch it up.

by JulianDB January 02, 2017

leaf

Canadian who let's his country get raped by bunch of monkeys and does nothing about it.

"They are black, my SJW teacher taught me that I have to let them rape and pillage my home country and I'm too much of a worthless garbage to do anything about it" t: leaf

by kiefkatcher April 02, 2017