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/lēf/

NOUN

informal offensive

a contemptuous term for a Canadian person.
That fucking leaf keeps stinking up the microwave at work with his homemade poutine.
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by JazzPoo October 23, 2016
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To break a minor commitment, usually relating to attending a social gathering.
John was supposed to come to the party, but then he called and leafed.
by never-will-i-leaf October 08, 2011
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verb meaning 'to give up a big lead and lose at the last moment', as the Toronto Maple Leafs did against the Boston Bruins in game 7 in the first round of the 2012/2013 NHL Playoffs.
"The Halifax Mooseheads nearly leafed the 2013 CHL Memorial Cup final, but managed to hang on for the win."
by MarkAdamHFX May 27, 2013
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1. A usually green, flattened, lateral structure attached to a stem and functioning as a principal organ of photosynthesis and transpiration in most plants.

2. A leaflike organ or structure.

3. A hinged or removable section for a table top.

4. A person who enjoys butt secks.

5. Beloved counterpart to Branch.

6. A person who possesses extraordinary graceful and lithe characteristics.

7. A girl who is forced to cook dinner every night for her family.
Random Person 1: Oh my God, seriously, Leaf should have her own cooking show!

Random Person 2: Wtf? There's bloodclots in her porkchops.
by Branch June 07, 2006
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roll us up some of that leaf. Pretty soon we'll be down to seeds and stems again.
by Anonymous November 08, 2002
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a person who choose the teams he's a fans of by the prevailing wind of who most likely to win the next championship. these fans are mostly in the NFC, Hence one year their a forty niner, the next a cowboy then green bay and so on and so
Boy Andre was a Pats fan last year now he's crowing about the saints.
yep he is nothing but a leaf!
by DARTH STEELER November 20, 2013
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Any of the usually green organs borne by the stem of a plant and having photosynthesis and like several plants, predators which eat leaves like caterpillars.
I got a leaf so the caterpillar can munch it up.
by JulianDB January 02, 2017
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