crustynraunchy's definitions

the ugly fucks

a group of girls at my school (any school) that are just horribly ugly and uninteresting to talk to, bad communication skills, there only hope is to get really rich and buy new skin.. and learn how to talk right...damn

keen hangs out with the ugly fucks

by crustynraunchy December 31, 2007

hemlock hick

one who lives in hemlock, and typically listens to metal or flies the confederate flag, they live in the country and get drunk plenty, also they love sporking and toilet papering.

that damn hemlock hick sure likes his beer

those hemlock hicks sporked my yard.

by crustynraunchy December 31, 2007

thanksgiving pussy

first, you cook up some delicious thanksgiving food, turkey, gravy, mashed potatoes, and hell why not some wine.

then u get in bed with your bitch and stuff mashed potatoes and gravy in her pussy, along with turkey, and wash it down with wine, then you fuck her uncontrollably until the food is in a gooey substance form, then you casually walk out to the table and make her eat it

instead of sitting with the family, me and my bitch had a thanksgiving pussy.

by crustynraunchy January 7, 2008

poop surprise

first, you take a massive crap on the floor beside the bed, and you have sex with your girl, as shes moaning and about to orgasm, you stop and pick up your shit and throw it at her, then cum on her leg giving you all the pleasure and her only the first half. then calmy put your clothes on and go play video games.

i would rather give her a poop surprise than to let her have a great time in bed

by crustynraunchy January 2, 2008

coo bear

an evil little teddy bear who hides in christmas trees, and christmas night breaks all the presents, pisses on the floor, and commits suicide for a good laugh of his peers, one tree can consist of 5 to 6 coo bears, i suggest you clean your tree out because they are little fuckers

hey man, you better clean your tree, those damn coo bears got my cousins last week.

by crustynraunchy December 31, 2007

cream cup

a trick to get a girl cummed on when she doesnt even know it

first you make a milkshake, then you jizz all over in it, and then mix it in, give her the milkshake and after she gulps it down call her a semon swallower, she will be confused, then you thouroughly explain how you made the shake and cummed into it, she will get mad of course, thats when you dump her and kick her outta the house.

hah..i got rid of the hoe by givin her a cream cup

by crustynraunchy January 2, 2008

musty snake

first, you buy a snake, then you hide it between your asscheeks and you fuck the girl, you have to be on top for this to work right, so she doesnt see the snake, when it gets intense, you piss in her vagina, then let the snake go, creating a musty smell and the random appearance of a snake.

last week i gave nates mom a musty snake, she didnt see it coming.

by crustynraunchy January 2, 2008