cream cup

a trick to get a girl cummed on when she doesnt even know it

first you make a milkshake, then you jizz all over in it, and then mix it in, give her the milkshake and after she gulps it down call her a semon swallower, she will be confused, then you thouroughly explain how you made the shake and cummed into it, she will get mad of course, thats when you dump her and kick her outta the house.
hah..i got rid of the hoe by givin her a cream cup
by crustynraunchy December 07, 2007
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musty snake

first, you buy a snake, then you hide it between your asscheeks and you fuck the girl, you have to be on top for this to work right, so she doesnt see the snake, when it gets intense, you piss in her vagina, then let the snake go, creating a musty smell and the random appearance of a snake.
last week i gave nates mom a musty snake, she didnt see it coming.
by crustynraunchy December 07, 2007
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clevland steam roller

you very ferociously take a shit on a femals tits, then slowly slide your ass down on her chest where the shit is sitting, then you rub back and forth to rub the shit in... works as a wonderful moisterizer
fuck her then shit on her then rub it in with your ass!
clevland steam roller
by crustynraunchy December 08, 2007
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poop surprise

first, you take a massive crap on the floor beside the bed, and you have sex with your girl, as shes moaning and about to orgasm, you stop and pick up your shit and throw it at her, then cum on her leg giving you all the pleasure and her only the first half. then calmy put your clothes on and go play video games.
i would rather give her a poop surprise than to let her have a great time in bed
by crustynraunchy December 07, 2007
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the ugly fucks

a group of girls at my school (any school) that are just horribly ugly and uninteresting to talk to, bad communication skills, there only hope is to get really rich and buy new skin.. and learn how to talk right...damn
keen hangs out with the ugly fucks
by crustynraunchy December 05, 2007
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the crusty walrus

when a human, another human, and a walrus engage in a threesome sexual activity, once the walrus and man cum, they stop, then continue an hour from the previous orgasm to fuck the chick while shes crusty with cum.
the crusty walrus is something i do to people only before i break up with them
by crustynraunchy December 04, 2007
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Ankoviak

a christian person who overreacts to everythign surrounding them, is not willing to except the fact that the world is full of pain, war, crime and disasters everyday, unlike normal christians, they think they dont make mistakes and tattle on everyone
by crustynraunchy December 05, 2007
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