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hemlock by shane bratcher February 17, 2004
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Eastern Hemlock is a type of hardwood tree. It shares the same name with the famous poisonous plant known also as Hemlock. The difference between the tree and the plant is that the plant is used to kill, and is commonly referred to as a "suicide plant" while the hemlock tree is a type of ever-green.

The Hemlock tree is being attacked by insects known as "Wooly Adelgid" which feeds ONLY on Hemlock trees. At the current rate that Wooly Adelgid are eating Hemlocks, the tree is estimated to go extinct in about 40-50 years time.
Berry: Hey, have you seen all those beautiful Hemlocks in the park?
Jan: Yeah, they're really beautiful.
Hemlock by Hemllock May 26, 2018
a godly like plant. when combined with doodee and filament in a summoning tribute it can create an amazingly horrific monster that is both deadly and attractive. the plant of a scumbag. it can also be used to kill yourself at times of depression.
Wow John is so depressed, he should really take some Hemlock and kill himself.
hemlock by cornbread21321 March 20, 2007
when a female is giving a blumpkin for so long the male gets a hemorrhoid and the female jaw locks once then jaw is unlocked the male then squirts the excess hemorrhoid juice on her face.
man last night suck me and my girlfriend lost track of time and got hemlocked
hemlock by weeee112344 September 25, 2011

hemlock park 

Where all Fordson kids go to smoke and have sex . Parents don’t care. Normal in the fordson fuckboy era

The best place to get lit there was the train tracks but since the police started doing patrols there the teens found other places to smoke weed .

Little kids go to the hill and act like there cool.
I remember there was a Gang fight there a couple years back over some weed.
The most ghetto part of Dearborn
Ali:Bro wallah your hair is messed up!
Moe: I was fucking your mom and she cut it cuz!
Ali: Bro meet me at hemlock park and I’ll beat your ass so hard your mom will suck my dick to save you
hemlock park by Fordson BMW July 18, 2018

hemlock hick 

one who lives in hemlock, and typically listens to metal or flies the confederate flag, they live in the country and get drunk plenty, also they love sporking and toilet papering.
that damn hemlock hick sure likes his beer

those hemlock hicks sporked my yard.
hemlock hick by crustynraunchy December 31, 2007

Hemlock Farms 

The classy portion of northeastern pennsylvania; where people have teeth and some semblance of a moral code
She's not a backstabbing whore, she must be from Hemlock Farms.
Hemlock Farms by a busser November 26, 2009
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