HEISHA is a handsome young man with an intelligent soul, he cares about a lot of people…. He can be tough and rude but trust in believe he is a great man when it comes to relationships .
HEISHA is a handsome young man with an intelligent soul, he cares about a lot of people…. He can be tough and rude but trust in believe he is a great man when it comes to relationships .
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Get the Hershafted mug.A very unique person. You can look for a Hrishabh your whole life and will be very lucky if you come close to finding one. He has an extraordinary personality. Full of life and ambition, his sense of humor will leave you gasping for air and holding your stomach from laughing so hard. Usually, he stresses too much about school work and has a bad habit of not responding to your texts. But a Rishabh cares about his friends and is a genuine person. Loves elephants and Nicki Minaj. He's a pocket full of sunshine. He's just the kind of person everyone loves. Always bouncing off the wall with his never ending energy, a Hrishabh is probably the best person you'll ever meet.
"How many light bulbs does it take to lit up a whole room?"
"Usually a lot, but Hrishabh is here so no need for any."
"How's it going with Hrishabh?"
"Eh, you know, just a little trouble in paradise."
"How many light bulbs does it take to lit up a whole room?"
"Usually a lot, but Hrishabh is here so no need for any."
"How's it going with Hrishabh?"
"Eh, you know, just a little trouble in paradise."
... Hrishabh....
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Get the heismannin mug.A certain posture one undertakes when trying to visualize one's anal region in a wall mounted mirror. One arm outstretched for balance, the other spreading one butt cheek from behind, with one leg drawn up slightly to facilitate said exposure of the anus.
This posture is disturbingly similar to the football players pose on the famous american football Heisman Trophy.
Made famous on the KLBJ-FM Dudley and Bob show. They deserve all the credit. Austin, TX
This posture is disturbingly similar to the football players pose on the famous american football Heisman Trophy.
Made famous on the KLBJ-FM Dudley and Bob show. They deserve all the credit. Austin, TX
I was trying to check out my 'roids in the mirror and my girlfriend caught me doing the Dirty Heisman.
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by ThatSmartAssGuy March 6, 2017
Get the jude henshaw mug.A Hisham Moment - often abbreviated to HM - is best described as a divinely blissful feeling, achieved when a confluence of factors come together in a surprising and unintended manner to create enlightened ecstasy. Its origins date back to Hisham II, the third Ummayyad Caliph of Spain. Originally the caliph in 976, he was held hostage in 1009 and lost the throne. His Hisham Moment came when against all odds, he was reinstated as Caliph by Slavic troops of the Caliphate in 1010.
Notable examples of Hisham Moments includes fathers on the Maury Povich show when they are told You Are Not the Father following a paternity test.
Note: Hisham Moments are not to be confused with Miracles, which actually require Godly intervention
Notable examples of Hisham Moments includes fathers on the Maury Povich show when they are told You Are Not the Father following a paternity test.
Note: Hisham Moments are not to be confused with Miracles, which actually require Godly intervention
Having been with his vegan wife for 4 years, Hisham had all but given up on trying to convince her to partake in the joys of eating meat and all its derivatives. Mother Nature however had other plans for our newlyweds, and upon reaching the second trimester of her pregnancy, Kinza began to feel urges and cravings towards meat. She eventually succumbed to her desires and instructed Hisham that she wanted a burger. He chuckled, believing it to be a wind-up. So she grabbed him by the scruff of his shirt and screamed "Does it look like I'm joking?" It was then that it finally dawned on him what those words meant. Something he never dared dream of, even in his wildest imaginations. He gulped. Then gulped again. Then a smile appeared on his face, as his lips began to quiver and his eyes began to water, and he nodded. He nodded in approval like no man has ever nodded before. For he was basking in the Hisham Moment and savouring every second of it - the moment his wife finally joined him in enjoying a burger.
Francis: I saw Janine sneak into your room last night you cheeky bastard, go on then, spill the beans
Jamal: Haha yea, she always gets frisky after badminton. I happened to be standing there as soon as she finished her set
Francis: Well? How was she? Surprise sex is the best sex
Jamal: It was definitely unexpected, but not a Hisham Moment by any stretch of the imagination. She just lay there like a possum while I did all the work
Francis: Ouch. Well every hole's a goal mate
Francis: I saw Janine sneak into your room last night you cheeky bastard, go on then, spill the beans
Jamal: Haha yea, she always gets frisky after badminton. I happened to be standing there as soon as she finished her set
Francis: Well? How was she? Surprise sex is the best sex
Jamal: It was definitely unexpected, but not a Hisham Moment by any stretch of the imagination. She just lay there like a possum while I did all the work
Francis: Ouch. Well every hole's a goal mate
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