HM

Her Majesty / High Maintenance. "Allow me to inform your uppity blonde self that we ain't even got no damn grapefruit juice to splash in your damn Sex on the Beach and same applies to whatever your pet monkey drinkin' too."
"What would HM request we place before her refined palate this morning? Hmm?"
by Monkey's Dad November 23, 2022
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High maintainence. Usually refering to a woman.
Person 1: You see that girl with the prada bag checking out the dude in the shiny shirt?

Person 2: Yeah, she is crazy HM.
by Bruler May 04, 2004
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High maintenance. When someone takes their sweet time getting ready and making everyone wait for them so they can put on their eye lashes and fake nails.
You are so HM Kim! I can't handles.
by Ceewok September 16, 2014
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hot mama. for all you ladies out there, this word is for you! and my old sixth grade class mate. lol
me: i think that guy is wearing mascra.

my friend: OMG! hm!!! lol
by mysteriously weird December 08, 2010
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His/Her Majesty.


Title given to the highest of the British (and some other) royal families
by Gumba Gumba April 13, 2004
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The adult version of roommate, now graduated to Housemate. Usually not a desirable way to live, but often required in order to avoid living out of your SUV or a tarp underneath a bridge.
When your gated community condo is vacated by your spouse, leaving you stuck with a killer mortgage and high utilities, you must coexist with a HM to avoid foreclosure.
by KImCobain March 02, 2015
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A nice thoughtful guy that does amazing things in life and likes to pursue multiple careers, he most likely is going to be an amazing rapper/singer, a Forex Market Trader, A professional gamer that's going to join Faze or he's gonna have his own business. Hes an amzing person that is nice to everyone and is really focuses on his relgion. Call him HM cause he the goat.
Oh.. my.. god.. no way its HM the G.O.A.T.!!!
by jxmie April 30, 2020
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