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Heismanned 

To get denied in the most firm and unequivocal way. This definition arises from the look of the college football trophy with the player holding his hand out as if denying someone.
Shit! All of my college choices Heismanned me! Now I'll have to work in Glory Hole Alley with Nathan!

heitmannized 

an accelerated state of intoxication which causes one to part take in unreasonable activities and destructive behavior.
Chris and Jay were soo heitmannized after the game, they jumped the fence and charged the field.
heitmannized by Tim Mooney November 7, 2006

heismanziel trophy

A once prestigious award, given to the nation's best football player now reserved for the most acne-covered, homosexual athlete in college football.
Johnny football finished with Drake and rose to accept the award but soon realized his mere acceptance of the heismanziel trophy made it worthless.
heismanziel trophy by Wenonahthing November 27, 2013

getting the heismann 

The act of being rejected, hard, by a romantic conquest. Very similar to the term swerve.
I wanna talk to your friend but I keep getting the heismann from her.

heismaning 

When a female is performing fellatio and begins to either orally stimulate the anus, or insert her fingers into the anus. In this situation the male pushes back on the female with one outstretched arm on her head and a bent leg on her shoulder. The resulting position resembles the Heisman trophy.
Dude! She was sucking my dick and then she started to like my asshole and wanted to finger me too so I totally started heismaning
heismaning by Tornadotom March 30, 2016

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019