heismannin

To prevent/cockblock/interfere

Facebook keeps HEISMANNIN my picture uploads

by lizguitarlessons November 19, 2015

Heismanned

To get denied in the most firm and unequivocal way. This definition arises from the look of the college football trophy with the player holding his hand out as if denying someone.

Shit! All of my college choices Heismanned me! Now I'll have to work in Glory Hole Alley with Nathan!

by Jolly Old Saint Prick March 14, 2003

heitmannized

an accelerated state of intoxication which causes one to part take in unreasonable activities and destructive behavior.

Chris and Jay were soo heitmannized after the game, they jumped the fence and charged the field.

by Tim Mooney November 7, 2006

heismanziel trophy

A once prestigious award, given to the nation's best football player now reserved for the most acne-covered, homosexual athlete in college football.

Johnny football finished with Drake and rose to accept the award but soon realized his mere acceptance of the heismanziel trophy made it worthless.

by Wenonahthing November 27, 2013

getting the heismann

The act of being rejected, hard, by a romantic conquest. Very similar to the term swerve.

I wanna talk to your friend but I keep getting the heismann from her.

by Zatannamaria July 7, 2015

heismaning

When a female is performing fellatio and begins to either orally stimulate the anus, or insert her fingers into the anus. In this situation the male pushes back on the female with one outstretched arm on her head and a bent leg on her shoulder. The resulting position resembles the Heisman trophy.

Dude! She was sucking my dick and then she started to like my asshole and wanted to finger me too so I totally started heismaning

by Tornadotom March 30, 2016