Heisenberged

The act of being utterly dominated; either verbally, physically, or intellectually by Bryan Cranston aka. Walter White aka. Heisenberg.

Holy shit......Gus actually got Heisenberged for once. That Walter White is mean.

by trevortheclever May 19, 2010

Heisenberg

The alter ego to the character Walter White in the beloved Breaking Bad tv show. The term Heisenberg was originally used by Walter as a way of concealing his identy so no one know that he was Heisenberg, but soon the name Heisenberg became a legend in it of itself as the characters Crystal Methampetamine (referred to as blue sky occasionaly because of its blue color) and perhaps the world’s highest chemical purity (generally ranging in the late 90%) and by the end of the show (Spoilers) Heisenberg is often used to mock Walter due to the complete and utter collapse of his drug empire.

“Say my name.”
“Heisenberg.”
“You’re Goddamn Right.”

by magickiwi56 September 30, 2018

pull a Heisenberg

When you decide to manufacture methamphetamine due to the way your crappy life is headed.

Jeremy thought he would pull a Heisenberg.

by hhhhhhfhgg December 23, 2012

To Heisenberg

The act of growing a pair & wrecklessly entering dangerous situations.
Made popular by the show Breaking Bad where Walter White starts to become more of a badass as he delves further into crime & the drugs market.

Example of To Heisenberg include
Telling a 6'5 giant bald guy who would rip your face off to ''stay off my territory''
Blow up a building with your awesome chemistry skills
Do a long con on a major drug-lord
Set a car on fire whilst the owners back is turned
Run over drug dealers & shooting them in the head if they survive

by dumbguy1anddumbguy22 May 5, 2011

Feeling Heisenbergy

The inexplicable sensation a man feels to shave his head and grow a goatee after watching a particularly riveting episode of "Breaking Bad," often a season finale. Common side effects include lying, a desire to build a large meth empire, and being an overall dick.

Joe: Nate, what's up with the shaved head and goatee?
Nate: Dude, Joe, I just finished season 4 of "Breaking Bad" and I'm feeling super Heisenbergy.
Joe: I see. Why are you talking about meth all the time?
Nate: Feeling Heisenbergy!

by skinnyclear January 15, 2014

heisenberg

Verb that expresses the concept that the act of talking about a phenomenon changes the phenomenon. For example, if you see a squirrel come within 5 feet of where you are sitting, and you attempt to alert your companions, the act of alerting them will scare off the squirrel.

Taken from Heisenberg's Uncertainty Principle, which holds that it is not possible to know with certainty both the position and the momentum of a particle. The act of measuring either variable changes the other.

Dude, I would have shown you the squirrel, but I was afraid that I would have heisenberged it.

by maryfield January 26, 2006

Karl Heisenberg

The 2nd hottest person in RE8.

Karl Heisenberg is hot but Alcina Dimitrescu is hotter.
Alcina Dimitrescu-Lady Dimitrescu
Karl Heisenberg-Heisenberg

by Re8 simp June 23, 2021