hegre 

Named after Peter Hegre, a famous erotic photographer. A new category of porn has emerged, simply known as Hegre, referring to the work of Peter Hegre. It is usually softcore, and a majority of his work involves his wife Luba.

Hey, this site has a new Hegre archive!

hegre by JD January 12, 2005

Here For You 

What you say when you're going in your homies. Correction: Going in FOR your homies. Just make sure you logout first.

Also, be careful who you say it to. Can have an unintentionally sweet tone to it, depends on the mood (see below).

Me: "I'm here for you homie."
Homie: "Awwwww, thank you! Just for me?"
Me: "No, I mean I'm here to take you."
Homie: "Oh stop it! 🤭 Just tell me you love me already!"
Me: *visible confusion* "Wut..."
Homie: "Did you buy me a ring yet?! 😘"
Me: *regrets life*

Here For You by Lead Bud 123 May 23, 2021

Look here look listen 

Wingsofredemption's go-to phrase when he's getting trolled on London Docks. Richard just couldn't take that shit no mo man.

LOOK HERE LOOK LISTEN. Appearing offline does not fucking stop it, so stop giving fuckin advice you know nothing about. Wheel torque *finger sniff*

Look here look listen by Organic Dolphin November 5, 2019

how did we get here

Do you have 90 minutes?

You: “how did we get here?”
Me: “dO YoU HaVe 90 MiNuTeS?”

how did we get here by LafayetteLover💕 May 30, 2019

That baby has been here before! 

That baby has been here before! — The recognition of worldliness in the eyes and posture of a baby or young child. This preternatural awareness indicates that the child hasn’t forgotten much between the death in the last lifetime and the reincarnation into this lifetime.

Though largely belonging to the religions of the book, African American Black culture, low key, accepts reincarnation as a metaphysical possibility.

Young boys who carry themselves in this way are given nicknames like “Half Man”.

They are also called Li’l + (a name). So there will be a Big Mike and a Li’l Mike, for example.

Most little boys named Michael are bad; and, little boys who attract bad boy names HAVE DEFINITELY BEEN HERE BEFORE.

People who fulfill this definition are charismatic and have a lifetime of adventures.

Interestingly, this behavior is encouraged in boys; but, not in girls which leads to predictably bad outcomes in both situations.

In the disco era, a song called: There but for the Grace of Gods described the birth of “…a little girl with a crooked smile” who does not come to a good end because she is smothered by overprotection.

The opposite of this is adventurous boys who end up at the wrong place at the wrong time.

Surviving these adventures whether you are a man or a woman earns you the moniker “Old Head” meaning: not only have you seen a lot; but you have lived to tell about it.

And maybe people should both listen to and learn from your experiences.

Li’l Mike only lets girls with big breast lift pick him up. That baby has been here before!

That baby has been here before! by Mind Hunter the Profiler May 10, 2023

teaspoon leg it out of here 

When the Boston tea party were rumbled by the british, whilst drinking tea. They were awful at improvising a term so decided to 'Teaspoon Leg it out of here'.
This can be used to get out of a situation of awkwardness.

Person 1: How did you get out of the sit with that arsehole Miles?
Person 2: I totally had to teaspoon leg it out of here

teaspoon leg it out of here by BoosterGould January 2, 2015

why is everything on here related to sex 

I don’t know man. We’re both asking the same question but will never find the answer.

John:I’m gonna look up shark to find out about what they are what they’re living conditions are for my own information

*looks it up*

John: why is everything on here related to sex

why is everything on here related to sex by Onion ring123456789 October 1, 2020