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This is the greatest and best song in the world... Tribute
Greated Band in the WORLD!!!!
Jack Black = God!!!
whe his forces are joined with Kyle Gass the effects are amazing!
they are sex
"Needless to say, the beast was stunned.
Whip-crack went his Whoopy tail,
And the beast was done.
He asked us: "(snort) Be you angels?"
And we said, "Nay. We are but men."
Ahhh, ahhh, ahhh-ah-ah,
Ohhh, whoah, ah-whoah-oh!

This is not The Greatest Song in the World, no.
This is just a tribute.
Couldn't remember The Greatest Song in the World, no, no.
This is a tribute, oh, to The Greatest Song in the World,
All right! It was The Greatest Song in the World,
All right! It was the best muthafuckin' song the greatest song in the world.
2-part skat
And the peculiar thing is this my friends:
the song we sang on that fateful night it didn't actually sound
anything like this song.
This is just a tribute! You gotta believe me!
And I wish you were there! Just a matter of opinion.
Ah, fuck! Good God, God lovin',
So surprised to find you can't stop it.
All right! All right!"
by JD July 24, 2004
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A condition which renders one unable to recall any knowledge pertaining to a certain subject just as they are about to write an exam.
Just as I was sitting down to write my English final, I was struck by a bad case of examnesia.
by JD January 26, 2004
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A Native American group from the Southwestern USA. They have different tribes such as, the Chiricahua, Mezcalero and Jicarilla. The Navajo were once an Apache tribe, till they broke away and became a distinct, separate group. Apaches were fierce warriors that were respected and hated by their enemies. Apaches still live in the Southwest and many still speak their languages and practice their traditions, but they aren't "wild Indians" living in the bush,lol. That's just in old John Wayne movies.
The Apache are part of the colorful, rich, Southwest history.
by JD February 12, 2005
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Locky Leanord The Human Torpedo, one who was thrashed by the thrashinator and got his cock ripped open.
Guy with hole in cock: SHIT! I just got torpedo'd. *cries*
by JD February 1, 2005
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girl with a great body but a fucked up face. Related to a drill. The head of the drill is fucked up because it's been drilled so often but the body is still in tact.
"It must be her ass coz it ain't her face, I need a tipdrill"
by JD December 26, 2003
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A womans under garment, which, guards her snatch from chafing
"when i took off her pants it revealed her pink snatch net"
by JD February 10, 2004
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