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(Georg Wilhelm Friedrich) Hegel is a philosopher/political theorist working in the wake of the Social Contract Theorists, he is possibly the coolest Postive Freedom theorist on the market. Many boners have resulted from studying Hegel.
David Hume could out-consume Wilhelm Friedrich Hegel...
-Bruce's Philosopher's Song

Oh My God, Hegel, He's so sexy!
-random fangirl
by philosophy fangirl October 11, 2006
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A term used to reference cannabis/marijuana/weed.
This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.
by Gypsiehood97 December 30, 2017
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A new hip word only the coolest kids use to say hehe or haha
- šŸšŸŒ± looks kind of like bee plant instead of believe
-Hegel! :)
by minabakrac May 18, 2020
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Proper noun. colloq. entirely engrossing work of fiction to which one costanzas
goods: busy week?
witch's familiar: costanza. Got some Hegel down.
goods: please do not text or email.
witch's familiar: Sound
by silencut February 16, 2009
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Noun
A word used to describe a situation that is awkward, has mean intent or is just purely stupid.
Bob: "wow your shirt with those shoes"
James: "..."
Bob: "hegel"
by Hu? August 02, 2014
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The most gorgeous girl, usually a nickname given because of a typo while on Snapchat
by Keegdiddly April 19, 2019
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