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headsweller by headswollen January 20, 2009
headwheel
Headwheel occurs when you are driving, and one of your passengers makes some sort of inane or ridiculous comment that would normally make you headdesk if you were at your computer. The head moves forward and connects with the steering wheel in a manner meant to vent frustration. With many steering wheel designs, headwheel can produce an extended honk, alerting pedestrians and other motorists of the nutcase in your car.
Headwheel also occurs when you are the victim of an overzealous backseat driver.
Headwheel also occurs when you are the victim of an overzealous backseat driver.
"You shouldn't be passing other cars at night!"
*headwheel*
"Don't go so fast around that turn!"
*headwheel*
"Do ...do....do....you need a break man? I'm sotally tober enough to drive!"
*headwheel*
"OMIGOD OMIGOD OMIGOD OMIGOD OMIGOD I THINK THAT WAS A COP!"
"That was a tow truck."
"It can still pull us over!"
*headwheel*
*headwheel*
"Don't go so fast around that turn!"
*headwheel*
"Do ...do....do....you need a break man? I'm sotally tober enough to drive!"
*headwheel*
"OMIGOD OMIGOD OMIGOD OMIGOD OMIGOD I THINK THAT WAS A COP!"
"That was a tow truck."
"It can still pull us over!"
*headwheel*
Running the Finger-shuttle Between Headsville and Balls Falls
Sanchez: Hey, why so glum?
Rusty: Ah, my mom caught me Running the Finger-shuttle Between Headsville and Balls Falls.
Sanchez: Meaning, your mom caught you masturbating.
Rusty: In a nutshell.
Sanchez: Man, if your mom caught me masturbating, I bet I'd end up fucking her.
Rusty: Ah, my mom caught me Running the Finger-shuttle Between Headsville and Balls Falls.
Sanchez: Meaning, your mom caught you masturbating.
Rusty: In a nutshell.
Sanchez: Man, if your mom caught me masturbating, I bet I'd end up fucking her.
Running the Finger-shuttle Between Headsville and Balls Falls by theDarkShow October 23, 2010
Hershell
The craziest , prettiest , loyalest , coolest girl you'll ever meet.
She loves life and her friends and family.
She won't take shit from anyone , and is not afraid to speak her mind. She gives great advice.
She hates when girls acts like whores and guys act like dicks. She believes everyone have a reason in the world and should never put anyone down(unless they deserve) it.
You hurt her family of friends and she will fuck up up.
She loves life and her friends and family.
She won't take shit from anyone , and is not afraid to speak her mind. She gives great advice.
She hates when girls acts like whores and guys act like dicks. She believes everyone have a reason in the world and should never put anyone down(unless they deserve) it.
You hurt her family of friends and she will fuck up up.
Hershell by ThatoneFlyGirl November 23, 2011
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Ratfucker
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026
Witch Bath
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026