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headsweller by headswollen January 20, 2009
headwheel
Headwheel occurs when you are driving, and one of your passengers makes some sort of inane or ridiculous comment that would normally make you headdesk if you were at your computer. The head moves forward and connects with the steering wheel in a manner meant to vent frustration. With many steering wheel designs, headwheel can produce an extended honk, alerting pedestrians and other motorists of the nutcase in your car.
Headwheel also occurs when you are the victim of an overzealous backseat driver.
Headwheel also occurs when you are the victim of an overzealous backseat driver.
"You shouldn't be passing other cars at night!"
*headwheel*
"Don't go so fast around that turn!"
*headwheel*
"Do ...do....do....you need a break man? I'm sotally tober enough to drive!"
*headwheel*
"OMIGOD OMIGOD OMIGOD OMIGOD OMIGOD I THINK THAT WAS A COP!"
"That was a tow truck."
"It can still pull us over!"
*headwheel*
*headwheel*
"Don't go so fast around that turn!"
*headwheel*
"Do ...do....do....you need a break man? I'm sotally tober enough to drive!"
*headwheel*
"OMIGOD OMIGOD OMIGOD OMIGOD OMIGOD I THINK THAT WAS A COP!"
"That was a tow truck."
"It can still pull us over!"
*headwheel*
Running the Finger-shuttle Between Headsville and Balls Falls
Sanchez: Hey, why so glum?
Rusty: Ah, my mom caught me Running the Finger-shuttle Between Headsville and Balls Falls.
Sanchez: Meaning, your mom caught you masturbating.
Rusty: In a nutshell.
Sanchez: Man, if your mom caught me masturbating, I bet I'd end up fucking her.
Rusty: Ah, my mom caught me Running the Finger-shuttle Between Headsville and Balls Falls.
Sanchez: Meaning, your mom caught you masturbating.
Rusty: In a nutshell.
Sanchez: Man, if your mom caught me masturbating, I bet I'd end up fucking her.
Running the Finger-shuttle Between Headsville and Balls Falls by theDarkShow October 23, 2010
Hershell
The craziest , prettiest , loyalest , coolest girl you'll ever meet.
She loves life and her friends and family.
She won't take shit from anyone , and is not afraid to speak her mind. She gives great advice.
She hates when girls acts like whores and guys act like dicks. She believes everyone have a reason in the world and should never put anyone down(unless they deserve) it.
You hurt her family of friends and she will fuck up up.
She loves life and her friends and family.
She won't take shit from anyone , and is not afraid to speak her mind. She gives great advice.
She hates when girls acts like whores and guys act like dicks. She believes everyone have a reason in the world and should never put anyone down(unless they deserve) it.
You hurt her family of friends and she will fuck up up.
Hershell by ThatoneFlyGirl November 23, 2011
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026